0 00:00:00 --> 00:00:26 .:: YIFYMOVIES.IS ::. Watch YIFY Movies Online For Free 1 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:20,556 Even if you accept the belief that the high Trendex means a rising sales curve... 2 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,015 - Mr. Thornhill. - Good night. 3 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,643 - Say hello to the missus. - We're not talking. 4 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,520 My recommendation is still the same. 5 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,731 Spread the good word in as many small-time segments as we can. 6 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:33,861 Let the opposition have their high ratings while we cry all the way to the bank. 7 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,196 Why don't we colonize at the Colony next week? 8 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,991 Let me hear from you, Sam. Uh, happy thoughts, et cetera. 9 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,617 You better walk me to the Plaza. 10 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:43,704 - I didn't put a coat on. - Use your blood sugar, child. Come on. 11 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,622 - Next? - Gretchen Sabinson. 12 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:49,126 Oh, yes. Send her a box of candy from Blum's, $10. You know the kind. 13 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,628 Each piece wrapped in gold paper. She'll like that. 14 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,255 She'll think she's eating money. 15 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:56,091 Just say to her: "Darling, I count the days, the hours..." 16 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,135 - You sent that one last time. - I did? 17 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:02,347 Well, put: "Something for your sweet tooth, baby, and all your other sweet parts." 18 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,600 - I know. - Could we take a cab, Mr. Thornhill? 19 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,810 - For two blocks? - You're late and I'm tired. 20 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,521 That's your trouble, Maggie, you don't eat properly. 21 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,148 Here. Taxi. 22 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:14,276 I have a very sick woman here. You don't mind, do you? 23 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,903 - Well, no. - Thank you very much. 24 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,112 Perfectly all right. 25 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:21,158 - First stop, the Plaza. Don't throw the flag. - Poor man. 26 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,410 Oh, come, come, come. I made him a happy man. 27 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:27,789 - I made him feel like a good Samaritan. - He knew you were lying. 28 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:31,126 Ah, in the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. 29 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:35,255 There's only the expedient exaggeration. You ought to know that. 30 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:38,258 - Say, do I look heavyish to you? - What? 31 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,843 I feel heavyish. 32 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,512 Put a note on my desk in the morning: "Think thin." 33 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,473 "Think thin." 34 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,559 - Better make it the 59th Street entrance. - Okay. 35 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,437 Oh. Soon as you get back, call my mother. 36 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,148 Remind her we've got those theater tickets for tonight. 37 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,067 Dinner at 21, 7:00. 38 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:59,154 I'll have had two martinis at the Oak Bar, so she needn't bother to sniff my breath. 39 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,157 - She doesn't do that. - Sure she does. Like a bloodhound. 40 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,827 Bigelow at 10:30 is your first tomorrow, the Skin Glow rehearsal at noon... 41 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,996 ...then lunch with Falcon and his wife. 42 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,457 - Oh, yeah. Where was that? - Larry and Arnold's, 1:00. 43 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,584 - Oh. - Will you check in later? 44 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:13,794 Absolutely not. 45 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,714 Here, driver, take this lady back where she belongs. 46 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,883 - Right. - That ought to cover it. 47 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,136 - Don't forget, call my mother right away. - I won't. 48 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:26,181 - Good night, Mr. Thornhill. - Good night, sweetie. 49 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:32,020 Oh, wait, Maggie. You can't call her. She's at Mrs... 50 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,377 - Good evening. - Good evening. 51 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,963 I'm looking for Mr. Weltner and two other gentlemen. 52 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,881 Yes, sir. Right this way. 53 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,175 - Herman. - Roger. 54 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,011 - I'm a little late. - Roger Thornhill. 55 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,637 - Fanning Nelson. - How do you do? 56 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,347 - How do you do? - Larry Wade. 57 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:10,559 - We got a little head start here. - Oh, that won't last long. 58 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:15,230 I was telling Larry and Fanning you may be slow on starting but there's nobody faster. 59 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,817 - What's the matter? You've got the fidgets. - I just did something stupid. 60 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,571 I told my secretary to call Mother. I realized she won't be able to reach her. 61 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,699 - Why not? - She's playing bridge at one of her cronies'. 62 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,285 - Your secretary? - No. My mother. 63 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,496 One of those new apartments. Wet paint and no telephone yet. 64 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,915 - George Kaplan. - Perhaps if I send her a telegram. 65 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,709 - Mr. George Kaplan? - Boy. 66 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,301 - Kaplan. - I've got to get off a wire immediately. 67 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,762 Could you send it for me if I write it out for you? 68 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:49,431 Oh, I'm not permitted to do that, sir, but if you'll follow me. 69 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,434 - Oh. Will you excuse me, gentlemen? - Go right ahead. 70 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,814 - Right through there, sir. - Yeah, thanks. 71 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,649 Thank you, sir. 72 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,111 Wait, what's that supposed to be? 73 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,740 The car's waiting outside. You will walk between us saying nothing. 74 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,076 - What are you talking about? - Let's go. 75 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,287 Let's go where? Who...? Who are you? 76 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,539 Mere errand boys carrying concealed weapons. 77 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:18,668 His is pointed at your heart. So, please, no errors of judgment, I beg of you. 78 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,629 What is this, a joke or something? 79 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:24,132 - Yes, a joke. We will laugh in the car. - Come. 80 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,801 But this is ridiculous. 81 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,950 Don't tell me where we're going, surprise me. 82 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,496 You know, I left some friends back there in the Oak Bar. 83 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,540 They're going to think I'm awfully rude. 84 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,501 I mean, uh, couldn't we stop off at a drugstore for a moment... 85 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:03,922 ...so that I could explain I'm being, uh, kidnapped? 86 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,675 Well, that is what's happening, isn't it? 87 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,394 Locked. 88 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,033 Who's Townsend? 89 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,328 Really? 90 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,205 Interesting. 91 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,168 - Where is he? - Upstairs, dressing. 92 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,754 - Tell him I'm here. - The dinner guests are expected. 93 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,964 Never mind that. Say to him: "Kaplan." 94 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,383 By the way, what are we having for dessert? 95 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,135 - Is anyone in the library? - No. 96 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,762 This way. 97 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,107 You will wait here. 98 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:49,194 Well, don't hurry. I'll catch up on my reading. 99 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:32,946 Good evening. 100 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,556 Not what I expected. A little taller. 101 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,350 A little more polished than the others. 102 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:06,187 Oh, I'm so glad you're pleased, Mr. Townsend. 103 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,691 But I'm afraid just as obvious. 104 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:13,153 What the devil is all this about? Why was I brought here? 105 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,866 Games? Must we? 106 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,869 Not that I mind a case of abduction... 107 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,663 ...but I have tickets for the theater this evening. 108 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:28,376 To a show I was looking forward to. And I get unreasonable about things like that. 109 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:32,505 With such expert play-acting, you make this very room a theater. 110 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,135 Oh, Leonard, have you met our distinguished guest? 111 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,513 He's a well-tailored one, isn't he? 112 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:44,559 My secretary is a great admirer of your methods, Mr. Kaplan. 113 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:48,813 - Elusiveness, however misguided... - Wait a minute. Wait, wait. 114 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,941 - Did you call me "Kaplan"? - I know you're a man of many names... 115 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,819 ...but I'm perfectly willing to accept your current choice. 116 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,154 Current choice? 117 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,616 My name is Thornhill. Roger Thornhill. It's never been anything else. 118 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,326 Of course. 119 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,705 Your friends picked up the wrong package when they bundled me out here in the car. 120 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,749 Do sit down, Mr. Kaplan. 121 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,336 I told you, I'm not Kaplan, whoever he is. I'm... 122 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,046 - Excuse me. - Yes? 123 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,422 The guests are here, dear. 124 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,759 Look after them. I'll be with you in a few minutes. 125 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,596 Now, shall we get down to business? 126 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:22,931 I'm all for that. 127 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,434 Simply, I'd like you to tell me how much you know of our arrangements... 128 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,728 ...and how you've come by this information. 129 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,439 - I don't expect to get this for nothing. - Of course not. 130 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:35,068 Don't misunderstand, I don't expect you to fall in with this suggestion... 131 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:39,739 ...but the least I can do is afford you the opportunity of surviving the evening. 132 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,911 What the devil is that supposed to mean? 133 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,706 Why don't you surprise me, Mr. Kaplan, and say yes? 134 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,709 - I've already told you... - We know where you're headed for. 135 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:51,960 I know where I'm headed. 136 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:56,464 I'm headed for the Winter Garden Theater in New York, and I think I'd better get going. 137 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,100 Townsend, you're making a serious mistake. 138 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:11,312 This is not going to lead to a very happy conclusion, Mr. Kaplan. 139 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,482 - I'm not Kaplan. - I do wish you'd reconsider. 140 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:19,237 We also know your contact in Pittsburgh since Jason committed suicide. 141 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,657 What contact? I've never even been in Pittsburgh. 142 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:26,661 On June the 16th, you checked into the Sherwyn Hotel in Pittsburgh... 143 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,789 ...as Mr. George Kaplan of Berkeley, California. 144 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,834 A week later, you registered at the Benjamin Franklin Hotel... 145 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,753 ...as Mr. George Kaplan of Pittsburgh. 146 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,338 On August 11th, you stayed at the Statler in Boston. 147 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:41,176 August the 29th, George Kaplan of Boston registered at the Whittier in Detroit. 148 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,511 At present, you are registered in room 796... 149 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,765 ...at the Plaza Hotel in New York as Mr. George Kaplan of Detroit. 150 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,016 - Really? - In two days... 151 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,436 ...you are due at the Ambassador East in Chicago. 152 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,273 And then at the Sheraton-Johnson Hotel in Rapid City, South Dakota. 153 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,358 - Not me. - There's very little sense... 154 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:01,362 ...in maintaining that you're deceiving us any more than we're deceiving you. 155 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,532 I don't suppose it would do any good to show you ID cards... 156 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,787 - ...a driver's license, things like that? - They provide you with such good ones. 157 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,332 It's getting late. I have guests. 158 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,919 Do you intend to cooperate with us? I'd like a simple yes or no. 159 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,295 A simple no. 160 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,382 For the simple reason I simply don't know what you're talking about. 161 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,430 Give Mr. Kaplan a drink, Leonard. 162 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,307 A pleasant journey, sir. 163 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:46,991 - Scotch? Rye? Bourbon? Vodka? - Nothing. I'll take a quick ride back to town. 164 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,910 Oh, that has been arranged. 165 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,413 But first, a libation. 166 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,665 Bourbon. 167 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,168 You drink it. I've had enough stimulation for one day. 168 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:02,507 It'll be easier if you take this yourself. Otherwise, it'll be necessary for us to insist. 169 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,605 Cheers. 170 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,072 Don't worry about me, fellas. I'll take the bus. 171 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,329 Thanks for the lift, fellas. 172 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,207 I want this man examined for driving while intoxicated. 173 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,666 - Really? - Yeah. 174 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,587 You see, they tried to kill me. He won't listen to me. 175 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,923 In a big house, they tried to kill me. 176 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,218 - All right, let's just go inside. - I don't wanna go inside. 177 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:19,263 - Somebody call the police. - Come on. Come on now. 178 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,890 Okay. 179 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,399 Sit down. 180 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,693 I don't wanna sit. 181 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,154 Perfectly all right. See? 182 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:39,367 We'll get them. We'll throw the book at them. Assault and kidnapping. 183 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:43,037 Assault with a gun, and a bourbon, and a sports car. We'll get them. 184 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,958 You'll be all right after a good night's sleep. We got a nice cell all made up. 185 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:51,838 - I don't want a cell. I want a policeman. - The car was just reported stolen. 186 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,341 - Uh-huh. - A Mrs. Babson up on Twining Road. 187 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:59,679 - I got to call someone. Where's the phone? - You're allowed one call. 188 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,431 - Over here. - Oh, thanks. 189 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,976 You better make it your lawyer. 190 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,728 Butterfield 8-1-0-9-8. 191 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,897 What am I, a telephone operator? 192 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,608 Butterfield 8-1 -0-9-8. 193 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,582 Just a minute, please. Here. 194 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,791 Thank you. 195 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,920 Hello, Mother? 196 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,841 Mother, this is your son, Roger Thornhill. 197 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,217 Yeah. 198 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,428 Wait a minute, I'll find out. 199 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,807 - Where am I? - Glen Cove Police Station. 200 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,144 Glen Cove Police Station. 201 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,606 No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. 202 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:57,320 No. No, these two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. 203 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,364 No, they didn't give me a chaser. 204 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,574 No. 205 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,367 Come on, let's go. 206 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,955 - Wait, I'm not finished yet. - Yes, you are. Come on. 207 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,167 Mother, I gotta go now. 208 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,878 Get my lawyer right away, and come out and bail me out. 209 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,130 Tomorrow morning, tell her. 210 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,633 Tomorrow morning, he says. 211 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,470 I don't know. I'll ask him. She wants to know who says. 212 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,639 Sergeant Emile Klinger. 213 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,682 Sergeant Emile... 214 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,476 Emile? 215 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,313 Sergeant Emile Klinger. 216 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,066 No, I didn't believe it either. 217 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:40,154 Uh, I'm all right, Mother. Good night. Good night, dear. 218 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,160 That was Mother. 219 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,287 Let's go. 220 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,545 Here's your man, doctor. 221 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,301 - What's your name? - Roger Thornhill. 222 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,387 Stick out your tongue and say "ah." 223 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,013 You better move back. 224 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,974 Ah... 225 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,600 Have you been drinking? 226 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,270 Doctor, I am gassed. 227 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,688 What were you drinking? 228 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,065 Well, bourbon. See, these two fellas, they... 229 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,818 - How much would you say you drank? - What did you say? 230 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,530 - How much would you say that you drank? - About this much. 231 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:26,200 Mr. Thornhill, it is my opinion that you are definitely intoxicated. 232 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,410 No question about it. 233 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,870 I am now gonna ask your permission to draw blood. 234 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,038 How disgusting. 235 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,624 "You may refuse to permit a blood test to be made..." 236 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,918 "...but if you do, your license will be revoked." 237 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,379 "You have the right to notify a physician of..." 238 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,549 It was at this point that Mr. Thornhill succeeded in escaping... 239 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,052 ...from his would-be assassins, and when they gave chase... 240 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:49,223 ...he naturally had to drive as best he could under the, uh, circumstances. 241 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,059 Counselor, how long have you known your client? 242 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,352 Seven years, Your Honor. 243 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,813 Do you know him to be a reasonable man? 244 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,149 - Absolutely. - Ha. 245 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,735 - Mother. - And do you believe... 246 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,696 ...there is some credence to this story? 247 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,406 - Credence? - Well, yes, Your Honor. 248 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,950 I mean, if my client says this is what happened... 249 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,703 - ...I'm certain it must've happened. - You're damn right. 250 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:15,374 Sergeant, I want this turned over to the county detectives for investigation. 251 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,918 Call them up and have them come here immediately. 252 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,754 - Right, Your Honor. - Counselor... 253 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,423 ...I'm going to set this over for final disposition... 254 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,342 ...tomorrow night at 7:30. 255 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:28,095 At which time I expect you and the defendant to be here, ready to go to trial. 256 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:32,433 In the meantime, the county detectives will determine if his story has any basis in fact. 257 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,771 "Basis in fact"? If I were brought in dead, you still wouldn't believe... 258 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,064 Roger, wait a minute. 259 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,025 I mean, after all, Your Honor, would I make up such a story? 260 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:45,780 That is precisely what we're intending to find out, Mr. Thornhill. 261 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,424 - Yes? - Remember me? 262 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:06,842 - Yes, sir. - Good. 263 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,388 - Is Mr. Townsend at home? - No, I'm sorry he's left for the day, sir. 264 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,431 Mrs. Townsend? 265 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:15,476 - Who shall I say is calling? - County detectives. 266 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,395 Come in, please. 267 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,281 This way, please. 268 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,418 This is the room. 269 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,586 - I'll call madam. - You do that. 270 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,797 And here's the sofa where they held me down. 271 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,259 They spilled bourbon all over it. I'll show you the stains. 272 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,305 Well, they must've cleaned them off. 273 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,766 This is the cabinet where they keep the liquor. 274 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,227 Scotch, gin, vodka... 275 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,355 And bourbon. 276 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:06,152 I remember when it used to come in bottles. 277 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:13,659 Roger, dear, we were so worried about you. 278 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:17,288 Did you get home all right? Of course you did. 279 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,666 Let me look at you. Oh, a little pink-eyed, but aren't we all? 280 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,544 It was a dull party. You didn't miss a thing. 281 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,797 I want you all to know, I never saw this woman before last night. 282 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,801 I'm Captain Junket of the Nassau County Detectives. 283 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,721 - This is Lieutenant Harding. - How do you do? 284 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,307 You haven't gotten into trouble, Roger? 285 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,893 - Stop calling me Roger. - Has he gotten into trouble? 286 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:43,481 Mr. Thornhill was picked up last night driving under the influence of alcohol... 287 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,150 - ...and incidentally, in a stolen car. - Stolen car? 288 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,736 Belonging to Mrs. Babson of Twining Road. 289 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,280 Roger, you said you were going to call a cab. 290 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:56,494 - You didn't borrow Laura's Mercedes? - No, I didn't borrow Laura's Mercedes. 291 00:24:56,661 --> 00:25:00,998 Mr. Thornhill told us that he was brought to this house against his will last night... 292 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,251 ...and, uh, forcibly intoxicated by some friends of your husband... 293 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:05,836 ...and set out on the road. 294 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,589 - Do you know anything about this? - Well, now, captain... 295 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,675 ...Roger was a bit tipsy when he arrived here by cab for dinner. 296 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:12,885 She's lying. 297 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,929 And I'm afraid he became even worse... 298 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,263 ...as the evening wore on. 299 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:19,558 Finally, he told us he had to go home to sleep it off. 300 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:22,186 Oh, I knew I should've served dinner earlier. 301 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,896 What a performance. 302 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,525 Mrs. Townsend, does the name George Kaplan mean anything to you? 303 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:28,901 George Kaplan? 304 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,737 - No. - I didn't think so. 305 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,366 Where's her husband? He's the one you should be questioning. 306 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,286 - Is there any place he can be reached? - Why, yes. The United Nations. 307 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,247 United Nat...? 308 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:44,458 He's addressing the General Assembly this afternoon. 309 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,504 All right. So he's addressing the General Assembly. 310 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:51,966 - Sorry we had to bother you. - No bother at all. 311 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,470 Now, wait a minute. 312 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:04,979 Will you be wanting to get in touch with my husband? 313 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:07,356 No, Mrs. Townsend, that won't be necessary. 314 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,817 You mean you're not gonna do any more about this? 315 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:14,071 Roger. Pay the two dollars. 316 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,170 Goodbye. 317 00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:01,076 - I don't see why you want me along. - You lend a certain air of respectability. 318 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,162 Don't be sarcastic, Roger. 319 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:17,051 There you are, dear. Park yourself there. 320 00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:19,386 Well, here goes. Ahem. 321 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:24,183 Hello, Operator. Have you got a George Kaplan staying here? 322 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,727 That's right. 323 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,936 You have? 324 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:30,272 Room 796? 325 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,191 Ring it, will you please? 326 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,400 You see? 327 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,694 I see. I hope he clears up this silly business. 328 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:38,614 - You're ruining my whole day. - Shh, shh. All right. Quiet. Shut up. 329 00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:42,993 Oh. Well, did he leave word when he'd be back? 330 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,120 Really? 331 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:47,122 Thank you. 332 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:50,376 Well, that's odd. He hasn't answered his telephone in two days. 333 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,378 Maybe he got locked in the bathroom. 334 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,588 Mother, do me a favor, will you? 335 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:58,717 Put on that innocent look you do so well and go to the desk and get the key to 796. 336 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,095 Don't be ridiculous. I wouldn't do such a thing. 337 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:03,514 - Ten dollars? - Not for all the money in the world. 338 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,809 - Fifty? - Roger, you are disgraceful. 339 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:15,067 Car theft, drunk driving, assaulting an officer, lying to a judge. 340 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,610 And now, housebreaking. 341 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,904 You're hotel-breaking. There's a difference. 342 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,573 - Of five to ten years. - Just a minute, please. 343 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,662 Will you want me to be changing your bedding, sir? 344 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,706 Yes. Well, but not right now. 345 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:32,042 I mention it, because the bed doesn't seem like it's been slept in... 346 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,690 ...and I was wondering if I ought to go on changing the linens. 347 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,549 - Oh. Thank you for your interest. - You're welcome, sir. 348 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,758 Come on, now. 349 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,348 Now, she seemed to think I'm Kaplan. 350 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,268 I wonder if I look like Kaplan. 351 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,613 - Oh, well, look who's here. - Who? Where? 352 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:05,576 Our friend who's assembling the General Assembly this afternoon. 353 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,494 Roger, I think we should go. 354 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,496 - Don't be nervous. - I'm not nervous. 355 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:13,292 - I'll be late for the bridge club. - Good. You will lose less than usual. 356 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,848 Ooh. 357 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,518 - Bulletin, Kaplan has dandruff. - In that case, I think we should leave. 358 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,480 Too late. 359 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:42,946 - You rang for me, sir? - Yes. Come in a moment. 360 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:46,825 - What's your name? - Elsie, sir. 361 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:51,371 - Elsie, do you know who I am? - You're... You're Mr. Kaplan. 362 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,708 Well, when did...? When did you first see me? 363 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:55,959 Outside the door. 364 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,630 Out in the hall, a couple of minutes ago. Don't you remember? 365 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,882 And that's the first time you laid eyes on me? 366 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,384 Can I help it if you're never around, Mr. Kaplan? 367 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,553 Well, then, how do you know I am Mr. Kaplan? 368 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:08,722 - What? - How do you know I'm Mr. Kaplan? 369 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,309 Well, of course you are. This is room 796, isn't it? 370 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:16,271 So you're the gentleman in room 796, aren't you? 371 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:17,689 All right, Elsie, thanks. 372 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:20,400 - Will that be all, sir? - For the time being, yes. 373 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,574 Valet. 374 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,493 Oh, yes, come in. 375 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:32,037 Should I hang it in the closet, Mr. Kaplan? 376 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,747 Yes, please. 377 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,963 Tell me, uh... 378 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,757 I forgot, what time did I give you that suit? 379 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,009 Last night, around, uh... 380 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,427 - Around 6. - Oh. 381 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:50,097 - Did I give it to you personally? - Personally? 382 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:53,475 No. You called down on the phone and described the suit to me... 383 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:57,354 ...and said it would be hanging in your closet. Like you always do. 384 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,232 - Anything wrong? - No, no, just curious. 385 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,442 - Here. Thanks. - Thank you. 386 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:04,403 Nice to meet you, Mr. Kaplan. 387 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,784 Isn't that the damnedest thing? 388 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:14,329 I'm beginning to think that no one in the hotel has actually seen Kaplan. 389 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:17,249 Maybe he has his suits mended by invisible weavers. 390 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:18,792 Oh... 391 00:31:23,756 --> 00:31:25,424 Let me see something. 392 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:34,308 I don't think that one does anything for you. 393 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,981 Ah, now, that's much better. 394 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,597 Now, obviously they've mistaken me for a much shorter man. 395 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:51,491 - Should I? - Certainly not. 396 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,703 Here, hold that, dear. 397 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:58,999 Hello. 398 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,793 It's good to find you in, Mr. Kaplan. 399 00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:03,128 Who is this? 400 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:06,423 We met only last night, and still you do not recognize my voice. 401 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,508 I should feel offended. 402 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:11,887 Yes, I know who you are, and I'm not Mr. Kaplan. 403 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:15,849 Of course not. You answer his telephone, you live in his hotel room... 404 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,018 ...and yet you are not Mr. Kaplan. 405 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:21,688 Nevertheless, we are pleased to find you in. 406 00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:23,315 Now, wait... 407 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,485 - Hello, Operator? Operator. - Yes? 408 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:30,197 Operator, this is Mr. Thorn... Kaplan in 796. 409 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,700 That call. Was that an outside call or did it come from the lobby? 410 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,328 - Just a minute, sir. I'll see. - Well, hurry, please. 411 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:37,537 Who was it? 412 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,831 One of the men who tried to kill me last night. 413 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:42,334 - We're back to that one, are we? - Hello? Operator? 414 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,710 - Mr. Kaplan? - Yes. 415 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,963 That call was made from the lobby, sir. 416 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,506 It was? 417 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,716 They're probably on their way up here now. 418 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:53,595 - Come on. Let's get out of here. - I think I'd like to meet these killers. 419 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,934 You gentlemen aren't really trying to kill my son, are you? 420 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,460 Lobby, please. Watch your step. 421 00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:10,714 Oh, no, gentlemen, please. Ladies first. Come along, ladies. 422 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,799 That's right. Come along. Good. 423 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:16,136 Roger. Roger, will you be home for dinner? 424 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:23,226 - Where to? - I don't know. Just keep going. 425 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,952 - Take me to the United Nations. - Right. 426 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,829 General Assembly Building. 427 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,874 - Right. - I'm being followed. Can you do anything? 428 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,667 - Yes, I can. - Do it. 429 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,619 - May I help you, sir? - Yes, please. 430 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:27,249 - Where will I find Mr. Lester Townsend? - Mr. Lester Townsend of UNIPO? 431 00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:30,210 - Yes. - And did you have an appointment, sir? 432 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,170 Well, yes, yes. He expects me. 433 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:33,797 Your name, please. 434 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,091 - My name? - Yes, please. 435 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,552 Kaplan. George Kaplan. 436 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:42,222 One moment, please. 437 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,063 Wait for me at the corner of 47th. 438 00:35:57,238 --> 00:36:01,366 If you'll give this to one of the attendants in the public lounge, she'll page him. 439 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:04,703 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome, Mr. Kaplan. 440 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:20,093 Mr. Bernardi of the Swiss Observers Office. 441 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,930 Mr. Bernardi of the Swiss Observers Office. 442 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,894 Will you page Mr. Lester Townsend, please? 443 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,979 Certainly, Mr. Kaplan. 444 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:34,733 Mr. Townsend of UNIPO. Mr. Townsend of UNIPO. 445 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:38,862 Please call at the communications desk of the public lounge. 446 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,947 Mr. Townsend of UNIPO. 447 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:44,367 Please call at the communications desk of the public lounge. 448 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,370 Miss Knox of salon... 449 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:48,788 You paged me? 450 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,290 - Mr. Kaplan? - Yes. 451 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,250 - You wanted to see Mr. Townsend. - Yes. 452 00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:55,879 - This is Mr. Townsend. - How do you do, Mr. Kaplan? 453 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,966 - This isn't Mr. Townsend. - Yes, it is. 454 00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:02,636 There must be some mistake. Mr. Lester Townsend? 455 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,888 That's me. What can I do for you? 456 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:08,433 Mr. Mauney, Delegation of Pakistan. Please call the public lounge. 457 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,311 Are you the Townsend who lives in Glen Cove? 458 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:14,481 That's right. Are we neighbors? 459 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:17,567 A large, red-brick house with a curved, tree-lined driveway? 460 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,611 That's the one. 461 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,113 Were you at home last night, Mr. Townsend? 462 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:23,782 - You mean in Glen Cove? - Yes. 463 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,743 I've been staying in my apartment in town for the last month. 464 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,079 I always do when we're in session here. 465 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,914 What about Mrs. Townsend? 466 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,166 My wife has been dead for many years. 467 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:36,127 - Oh, I... - Now, Mr. Kaplan, what's this all about? 468 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,755 Forgive me. Who are those people living in your house? 469 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,466 What people? The house is completely closed up. 470 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,678 Just the gardener and his wife living on the grounds. 471 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:47,931 Now, Mr. Kaplan, suppose you tell me who you are and what you want. 472 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,517 Well, please, just... 473 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,979 Look. Do you know this man? 474 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,030 Look! 475 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,619 He's got a knife. Look out! 476 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,580 Listen to me. I had nothing to do with this. 477 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:15,208 - Call the police. - Wait a minute. Don't come nearer. 478 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,043 Get back. 479 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,898 "The photograph has been identified as that of Roger Thornhill..." 480 00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:43,820 "...a Manhattan advertising executive, indicating that the name of George Kaplan..." 481 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:48,950 "...which he gave to an attendant in the General Assembly Building was false." 482 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:53,246 "A possible motive for the slaying was suggested by the discovery..." 483 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,958 "...that earlier today, Thornhill appeared at Glen Cove police court..." 484 00:38:57,126 --> 00:39:01,129 "...charged with drunk driving with a stolen car." 485 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:04,591 "In his defense, he charged that the murder victim, Mr. Townsend..." 486 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:07,427 "...had tried to kill him the night before." 487 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,805 - Brother. - What about that? 488 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,850 Does anyone know this Thornhill? 489 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,770 - No, not me. - Never heard of him. 490 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,021 Professor? 491 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:22,067 Apparently, the poor sucker got mistaken for George Kaplan. 492 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,487 How can he get mistaken for George Kaplan when he doesn't even exist? 493 00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:28,782 Don't ask me how it happened. Obviously, it happened. 494 00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:32,869 Vandamm's men must have grabbed him and tried to put him away... 495 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,746 ...using Lester Townsend's house. 496 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:39,459 The unsuspecting Mr. Townsend winds up with a stray knife in his back. 497 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,963 So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing? 498 00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:45,673 What are we going to do? 499 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:46,966 Do? 500 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,301 About Mr. Thornhill. 501 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:51,012 We, uh... 502 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,263 We do nothing. 503 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:56,101 - Nothing? - That's right. Nothing. 504 00:39:56,310 --> 00:40:01,147 Or we could congratulate ourselves on a marvelous stroke of good fortune. 505 00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:05,652 Our non-existent decoy, George Kaplan, created to divert suspicion... 506 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,823 ...from our actual agent, has fortuitously become a live decoy. 507 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:14,536 Yes, professor. And how long do you think he'll stay live? 508 00:40:14,703 --> 00:40:16,454 Well, that's his problem. 509 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,666 - What Mrs. Finley means, is... - Oh, I know what she means. 510 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:23,002 We can't sit back calmly and wait to see who kills him first. 511 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,004 Vandamm and company or the police. 512 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,926 What can we do to save him without endangering our own agent? 513 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,720 Aren't we being just a wee bit callous? 514 00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:35,682 No, my dear woman, we're not being callous. 515 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:40,061 We didn't invent our nonexistent man and give him the name of George Kaplan... 516 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:43,022 ...and establish elaborate behavior patterns for him... 517 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,942 ...and move his prop belongings in and out of hotel rooms... 518 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,361 ...for our own private amusement. 519 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:50,697 We created George Kaplan... 520 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:53,158 ...and labored successfully to convince Vandamm... 521 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:57,203 ...that this was our own agent hot on his trail for a desperately important reason. 522 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:59,581 - Check. - Nobody's denying that! 523 00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,082 Very well, then. 524 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:05,378 If we make the slightest move to suggest there is no such agent as George Kaplan... 525 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:08,173 ...give any hint to Vandamm that he's pursuing a decoy... 526 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,133 ...instead of our own agent... 527 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,887 ...then our agent, working right under Vandamm's very nose... 528 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:17,223 ...will immediately face suspicion, exposure... 529 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:19,559 ...and assassination. 530 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,145 Like the two others who went before. 531 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:26,733 Goodbye, Mr. Thornhill, wherever you are. 532 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:36,993 New York Central Railroad, train number 25... 533 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:40,914 ...the 20th Century Limited... 534 00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:45,919 ...due to leave at 6 p.m. for Chicago... 535 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:52,383 - ...will depart from plank number 30. - Yes. Yes, dear. I know. 536 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:55,887 Now, listen to me, Mother, I beg you. I called the Plaza. 537 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:59,182 Kaplan checked out. He went to the hotel Ambassador East in Chicago. 538 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,434 Yes, that's why I'm... 539 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:04,145 Well, I can't go to the police. At least not yet. 540 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:07,023 You saw the newspapers. My fingerprints are on the knife... 541 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:10,401 ...I'm a car thief, a drunk driver, and I murdered a man for revenge. 542 00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:11,903 I wouldn't have a chance. 543 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:16,407 And I won't have, until I find George Kaplan who obviously knows what this is all about. 544 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:19,327 No, dear, the train. It's safer. 545 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:23,581 Well, because there's no place to hide on a plane if anyone should recognize me. 546 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,335 You want me to jump off a moving plane? 547 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:31,464 Yes. Well, thank you so much, Mother. Yeah, well, goodbye. 548 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,136 Attention, please. 549 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:43,101 New York Central Railroad, train number 25... 550 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,437 ...the 20th Century Limited... 551 00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:50,608 ...due to leave at 6 p.m. 552 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:09,669 Yeah. 553 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,463 Uh, give me a bedroom on the 20th Century, please. 554 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:14,007 It's leaving in five minutes. 555 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:17,677 - Yes, I know. Could you make it snappy? - I think they're all sold out. 556 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,555 - Sold out? - You can always go coach. 557 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:23,349 No, I can't do that. What time is the next train? 558 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:26,603 Nothing till 10. You're in a hurry, huh? 559 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,564 Well, could you call them and see what they have? 560 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,399 Something wrong with your eyes? 561 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:34,527 Yes, they're sensitive to questions. Will you call them? 562 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,529 Sure. Sure. 563 00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:41,284 Don't go away. 564 00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:53,421 He's at Window 15, upper level. Hurry. 565 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,716 You're in luck, mister, you... 566 00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:06,017 - Ticket? - I'm just seeing some friends off. 567 00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:10,521 Sorry, I have to know their names before I can let you through. 568 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:11,731 Come here! Hey, come here! 569 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:43,262 Oh. 570 00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:47,517 - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - My fault. 571 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,936 Sorry. 572 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,280 He went that way. I think he got off. 573 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,282 All aboard! 574 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,996 - Thank you. - It's quite all right. 575 00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:12,625 - Seven parking tickets. - Oh. 576 00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:33,623 - Good evening, sir. One? - Please. 577 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,471 Cocktail before dinner? 578 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,890 - Yes, please. A Gibson. - Right away. 579 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:04,237 - Well, here we are again. - Yes. 580 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:08,616 - Do you recommend anything? - The brook trout. 581 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,827 A little trouty, but quite good. 582 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:12,578 Sold. 583 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:17,375 Brook trout. 584 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,752 - There you are. Thank you. - Yes, sir. 585 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,268 - I know. I look vaguely familiar. - Yes. 586 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,353 You feel you've seen me somewhere before. 587 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,105 Mm-hm. 588 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:43,693 Funny how I have that effect on people. It's something about my face. 589 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,153 It's a nice face. 590 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:49,991 - You think so? - I wouldn't say it if I didn't. 591 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:53,369 - Oh, you're that type. - What type? 592 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,079 Honest. 593 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,372 Not really. 594 00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,793 - Good. Because honest women frighten me. - Why? 595 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:03,796 I don't know. Somehow, they seem to put me at a disadvantage. 596 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:07,216 - Because you're not honest with them? - Exactly. 597 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:10,469 Like that business about the seven parking tickets? 598 00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:15,057 Well, what I mean is, the moment I meet an attractive woman... 599 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:18,853 ...I have to start pretending I've no desire to make love to her. 600 00:48:19,187 --> 00:48:21,856 What makes you think you have to conceal it? 601 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,983 She might find the idea objectionable. 602 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:26,152 Then again, she might not. 603 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:32,408 Think how lucky I am to have been seated here. 604 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,036 Oh, luck had nothing to do with it. 605 00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:36,954 Fate? 606 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,084 I tipped the steward $5 to seat you here if you should come in. 607 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,256 Is that a proposition? 608 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,427 I never discuss love on an empty stomach. 609 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:53,596 You've already eaten. 610 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:55,431 But you haven't. 611 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:04,982 Don't you think it's time we were introduced? 612 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:09,195 I'm Eve Kendall. I'm 26 and unmarried. 613 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,406 Now you know everything. 614 00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:16,494 Tell me. What do you do besides lure men to their doom on the 20th Century Limited? 615 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,871 I'm an industrial designer. 616 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:24,377 Jack Phillips. Western sales manager for Kingby Electronics. 617 00:49:24,544 --> 00:49:28,506 No, you're not. You're Roger Thornhill of Madison Avenue... 618 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,842 ...and you're wanted for murder on every front page in America. 619 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,470 And don't be so modest. 620 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,097 Whoops. 621 00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:38,057 Oh, don't worry. 622 00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:40,559 - I won't say a word. - How come? 623 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,646 I told you. 624 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,022 It's a nice face. 625 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:46,732 Is that the only reason? 626 00:49:47,442 --> 00:49:49,235 It's going to be a long night. 627 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:51,404 True. 628 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:54,240 And I don't particularly like the book I've started. 629 00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:57,326 You know what I mean? 630 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:00,997 Let me think. 631 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,002 Yes, I know exactly what you mean. 632 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,558 There's my trademark. R.O.T. 633 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:24,687 Roger O. Thornhill. What does the "O" stand for? 634 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,731 Nothing. 635 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:52,298 I'd invite you to my bedroom if I had a bedroom. 636 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:55,134 - A roomette? - Nothing, not even a ticket. 637 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:59,472 I've been playing hide-and-seek ever since the train left New York. 638 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,641 - How awkward for you. - Yes, isn't it? 639 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,060 No place to sleep. 640 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:07,646 I have a large drawing room all to myself. 641 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,274 That doesn't seem quite fair, does it? 642 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,277 Drawing room E. 643 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:15,279 Car 3901. 644 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,615 Such a nice number. 645 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:20,826 It's easy to remember. 646 00:51:20,994 --> 00:51:22,787 Thirty-nine-oh-one. 647 00:51:23,705 --> 00:51:24,747 See? 648 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,333 No luggage. 649 00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:32,505 - So? - Well, you wouldn't happen... 650 00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:35,216 ...to have an extra pair of pajamas, would you? 651 00:51:35,383 --> 00:51:36,634 Wouldn't I? 652 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,806 Incidentally, I wouldn't order any dessert if I were you. 653 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,015 I get the message. 654 00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:45,601 That isn't exactly what I meant. 655 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,354 This train seems to be making an unscheduled stop. 656 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:52,525 And I just saw two men get out of a police car as we pulled into the station. 657 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,360 They weren't smiling. 658 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:19,385 I think you better go out and tell those police to hurry. 659 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:21,137 Patience is a virtue. 660 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,721 So is breathing. 661 00:52:22,889 --> 00:52:25,266 Just lie still. 662 00:52:26,184 --> 00:52:27,852 Have you got any olive oil? 663 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:29,311 Olive oil? 664 00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:32,398 I want to be packed in olive oil if I'm gonna be a sardine. 665 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,609 Come in. 666 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:39,488 - Who are you? - State police. 667 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,574 Your name please? 668 00:52:41,741 --> 00:52:44,243 Eve Kendall. Is anything wrong? 669 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:47,580 There was a man at your table tonight in the dining car. 670 00:52:47,747 --> 00:52:50,583 - Yes. - Friend of yours? 671 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,334 I never saw him before. 672 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,671 Is this the man? 673 00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:59,842 Yes, I think so. It's not a very clear picture. 674 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,928 It's a Wirephoto. We just got it from the New York police. 675 00:53:03,096 --> 00:53:05,097 - Police? - He's wanted for murder. 676 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:08,267 Good heavens, no. 677 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,562 The steward said you left the dining car together. 678 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:15,524 We might have happened to leave at the same time, but not together. 679 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,610 What did you two talk about? 680 00:53:18,653 --> 00:53:19,695 Talk about? 681 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:23,324 Your waiter said you were getting along good with this Thornhill. 682 00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:25,326 Is that his name? Thornhill? 683 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,245 You mean, he didn't tell you? 684 00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:30,581 He didn't tell me anything. 685 00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:33,959 All we did was chat about different kinds of food... 686 00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:37,087 ...train travel versus plane travel, that sort of thing. 687 00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:42,218 Rather innocuous, I must say, considering he was a fugitive from justice. 688 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:45,304 - Who did he kill? - He didn't say where he was going, did he? 689 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:49,308 No. I assumed Chicago. 690 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,560 You think perhaps he got off when you got on? 691 00:53:52,687 --> 00:53:55,064 If you happen to catch sight of him again, Miss, uh... 692 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,315 Kendall. 693 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,317 ...will you let us know? 694 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,986 I'm going to bed and I intend to lock my door. 695 00:54:01,154 --> 00:54:03,489 So I doubt if I'll seeing anybody else tonight. 696 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:07,952 Well, just in case you do, we'll be in the observation car at the rear of the train. 697 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,495 It's comforting to know that. 698 00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:12,289 Good night. 699 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:15,626 Still breathing? 700 00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:18,879 Either hurry up or get me a snorkel. 701 00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:22,675 I'm looking for the can opener I stole from the porter. 702 00:54:27,889 --> 00:54:29,348 Hello, there. 703 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:31,141 Hello. 704 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:37,898 Hmm. 705 00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:45,447 Tell me, why are you so good to me? 706 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,701 Shall I climb up and tell you why? 707 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:05,843 You know, I've been thinking, it's not safe for you... 708 00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:08,971 ...to roam around Chicago looking for this George Kaplan man... 709 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,140 ...you've been telling me about. 710 00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:15,436 You'll be picked up by the police the moment you show your face. 711 00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:17,229 Such a nice face too. 712 00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:25,195 Now, don't you think it would be a better idea if you stayed in my hotel room... 713 00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:29,575 ...while I located him for you and brought him to you? 714 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:32,578 I can't let you get involved. It's too dangerous. 715 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,164 I'm a big girl. 716 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:39,001 Yeah, and in all the right places too. 717 00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:46,842 You know, this is ridiculous. You know that, don't you? 718 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,093 Yes. 719 00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,387 I mean, we've hardly met. 720 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,222 That's right. 721 00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:55,059 How do I know you aren't a murderer? 722 00:55:55,226 --> 00:55:56,852 You don't. 723 00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:00,689 Maybe you're planning to murder me, right here, tonight. 724 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:02,775 Shall I? 725 00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:05,235 Please do. 726 00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,800 Beats flying, doesn't it? 727 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,804 We should stop. 728 00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:33,764 Immediately. 729 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,141 I ought to know more about you. 730 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:38,310 What more could you know? 731 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:43,982 You're an advertising man, that's all I know. 732 00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:45,901 That's right. 733 00:56:47,862 --> 00:56:49,905 Train's a little unsteady. 734 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,990 Who isn't? 735 00:56:52,158 --> 00:56:54,159 What else do you know? 736 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:59,581 You've got taste in clothes, taste in food... 737 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:05,337 And taste in women. I like your flavor. 738 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:15,222 You're very clever with words. 739 00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:18,183 You can probably make them do anything for you. 740 00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:21,603 Sell people things they don't need... 741 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:25,357 ...make women who don't know you fall in love with you. 742 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,237 I'm beginning to think I'm underpaid. 743 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:45,294 Look out. 744 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:56,305 Oh, porter. 745 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:59,183 - Don't bother with the washroom. - Yes, ma'am. 746 00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:02,144 By the way, I found this on the floor. Does it belong to you? 747 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,396 Yes, ma'am. I've been looking all over for it. 748 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:06,732 - I'll wait outside. - Thank you. 749 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:24,833 Thank you, porter. 750 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,919 Thank you, ma'am. Good night, now. 751 00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:28,754 Good night. 752 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,093 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 753 00:58:40,141 --> 00:58:41,600 The porter. 754 00:58:43,561 --> 00:58:45,187 So I see. 755 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:52,402 Now... 756 00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:56,490 - ...where were we? - Here. 757 00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:00,786 Oh, yes. 758 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:05,249 - Nice of him to have opened the bed. - Yes. 759 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:08,919 - Only one bed. - Yes. 760 00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:11,380 That's a good omen, don't you think? 761 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,298 Wonderful. 762 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,885 - Do you know what that means? - Mm-hm. 763 00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:18,595 What? Tell me. 764 00:59:19,305 --> 00:59:22,432 It means you're going to sleep on the floor. 765 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,582 A message from the lady in 3901. 766 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,544 - You keep walking. I'll catch up. - Yes, ma'am. 767 01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:38,300 - Anything to report, Miss Kendall? - Why, yes. I had a fine night's sleep. 768 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:41,511 No, I mean, have you seen the man we're looking for? 769 01:00:42,221 --> 01:00:45,223 - Mr. Thornycroft? - Thornhill. 770 01:00:46,934 --> 01:00:49,269 No, no. I'm awfully sorry. 771 01:00:49,437 --> 01:00:51,521 But good luck to you both. 772 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:59,404 - How are we doing? - Oh, I may collapse at any moment. 773 01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:01,948 Not yet. First we have to run the gauntlet. Look. 774 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:03,241 Hmm? 775 01:01:08,247 --> 01:01:12,084 I'm accustomed to having a load on, but what have you got in these bags? 776 01:01:12,251 --> 01:01:15,003 - Bowling balls, naturally. - Oh, naturally. 777 01:01:15,171 --> 01:01:19,424 - Which one of these has my suit in it? - The small one underneath your right arm. 778 01:01:19,592 --> 01:01:22,094 Oh, thanks. That ought to do the suit a lot of good. 779 01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:24,680 I'm sure Mr. Kaplan won't mind a few wrinkles. 780 01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:27,432 Yeah, if he's still there. What time is it? 781 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:28,850 Nine-ten. 782 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:31,770 Nine-ten? Well, he may have left his hotel room by now. 783 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:34,606 I'll call him for you as soon as we get inside the station. 784 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:36,274 No thank you, I can do it. 785 01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:39,820 A redcap in a phone booth? Slightly suspicious. 786 01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:43,115 I, uh... Well, all right. What are you gonna tell him? Do you know that? 787 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:47,452 Mm-hm. You want to see him right away. Terribly urgent. Matter of life and death. 788 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,788 - Mm-hm. Right. - No explanations. 789 01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:52,374 While I'm calling, you can change your clothes. 790 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,961 Where do you propose I do that? In Marshall Field's window? 791 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:58,547 I sort of had the men's room in mind. 792 01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,465 Did you, now? 793 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:04,469 You're the smartest girl I ever spent the night with on a train. 794 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,816 I think we made it. 795 01:02:21,487 --> 01:02:22,529 Where did he go? 796 01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:24,489 - Which way did he go? - Where did he go? 797 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:27,033 I don't know. He took my clothes. And went that way. 798 01:02:27,201 --> 01:02:28,326 Come on. 799 01:04:07,134 --> 01:04:11,346 Departing at 10 a.m., Chicago daylight time... 800 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:14,224 ...for Michigan City. 801 01:04:36,747 --> 01:04:39,416 Now ready on track number six. 802 01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,088 Well, what took you so long? 803 01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:48,425 Well, I have a big face, small razor. Tell me, did you get Kaplan? 804 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:50,927 - Yes. - Fine. What did he say? 805 01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:54,139 Well, he'll see you, but not at the hotel under any circumstances. 806 01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:56,641 - He'll see you on the outside. - Well, where? When? 807 01:04:56,809 --> 01:04:59,060 - I've got it all written down for you. - Thanks. 808 01:04:59,228 --> 01:05:01,521 Take the Greyhound bus that leaves Chicago... 809 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:07,694 ...for Indianapolis at 2 and ask the driver to let you off at Prairie Stop, Highway 41. 810 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:09,988 Prairie Stop, Highway 41. Good. 811 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,490 It's about an hour-and-a-half's drive from Chicago. 812 01:05:12,658 --> 01:05:13,700 Fine. I'll rent a car. 813 01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:18,371 No car. Mr. Kaplan said bus. He wants to be sure you're alone. 814 01:05:18,539 --> 01:05:21,041 All right. What'll I do when I get there? 815 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:23,585 Just wait beside the road. He'll be there at 3:30. 816 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,754 - Well, how will I know him? - He'll know you. 817 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,549 - You made the Chicago papers too. - Oh, yes. 818 01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:31,843 Have you got your watch set for Central time? 819 01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:34,012 Yes, I did that. Thanks. 820 01:05:34,847 --> 01:05:37,682 - What's the matter? - Matter? 821 01:05:37,850 --> 01:05:40,143 Yes, you seem... I don't know. You seem tense. 822 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:43,188 You know, you better go before the police run out of redcaps. 823 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,899 We'll see each other again, won't we? 824 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:47,817 Sometime, I'm sure. 825 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:51,279 I never had a moment to thank you properly. 826 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:54,658 - Please go. - Yes, but... But where will I find you? 827 01:05:54,825 --> 01:05:56,618 I've gotta pick up my bags now. 828 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:59,871 Oh, yes. Well, these are the checks for the large cases. 829 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:01,373 Wait a minute. 830 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,792 Please. 831 01:06:04,877 --> 01:06:06,711 They're coming. 832 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,392 Hi. 833 01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:36,272 - Hot day. - Seen worse. 834 01:10:38,692 --> 01:10:40,818 Are you supposed to be meeting someone here? 835 01:10:40,986 --> 01:10:44,656 - Waiting for the bus. Due any minute. - Oh. 836 01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:48,743 Some of them crop-duster pilots get rich, if they live long enough. 837 01:10:49,828 --> 01:10:51,371 Yeah. 838 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:55,166 And, uh, then your name isn't Kaplan? 839 01:10:55,834 --> 01:10:58,127 Can't say it is, because it ain't. 840 01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:01,422 Here she comes. Right on time. 841 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:06,719 - That's funny. - What? 842 01:11:06,887 --> 01:11:09,639 That plane's dusting crops where there ain't no crops. 843 01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:06,667 Get out of here! The other tank may blow! 844 01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:18,596 What happened? 845 01:15:42,287 --> 01:15:44,080 Hey! 846 01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:46,457 Come back! Hey! 847 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:51,045 Come back! Come back! Hey! 848 01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:40,469 - Yes? - Uh... 849 01:16:40,637 --> 01:16:43,848 Could you let me have Mr. George Kaplan's room number, please? 850 01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:45,308 - Kaplan? - Yeah. 851 01:16:45,475 --> 01:16:48,185 I think he checked out. 852 01:16:48,353 --> 01:16:50,187 - He checked out? - That's right. 853 01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:52,356 He checked out at 7:10 this morning. 854 01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:56,193 - Seven-ten? Are you sure? - Yes. He left a forwarding address. 855 01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:59,322 Hotel Sheraton-Johnson, Rapid City, South Dakota. 856 01:16:59,489 --> 01:17:01,282 Seven-ten? 857 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:04,035 Well, then how come I got a message from him at 9...? 858 01:17:04,202 --> 01:17:05,703 What's that? 859 01:17:08,790 --> 01:17:10,499 Nothing. Nothing. 860 01:17:38,236 --> 01:17:40,237 Sorry to bother you again. 861 01:17:40,405 --> 01:17:43,282 Miss Eve Kendall is expecting me. She's in room four-something. 862 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:46,077 I've forgotten the number. Would you mind? 863 01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:58,422 - She's in 463. - Oh, yes, that's right. Thanks. 864 01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:25,950 Hello. 865 01:18:32,165 --> 01:18:33,207 Surprised? 866 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,292 Yes. 867 01:18:36,461 --> 01:18:38,254 No getting rid of me, is there? 868 01:18:50,267 --> 01:18:52,309 I could use a drink. 869 01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:57,356 - I have some Scotch. - With water. No ice. 870 01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:07,867 How did it go today? 871 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:14,749 - The meeting with Kaplan? - Uh-huh. 872 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,917 He didn't show up. 873 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,170 Oh? 874 01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:21,005 It's funny, isn't it? 875 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:22,506 Why funny? 876 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:28,387 Oh, after all those involved and explicit directions he gave you on the phone. 877 01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:33,434 - Maybe I copied them down wrong. - I don't think you got them wrong. 878 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:37,104 I think you sent me to the right place, all right. 879 01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:41,275 Why don't you call him back again and see what happened? 880 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:45,529 I did. He checked out. Went to South Dakota. 881 01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,490 South Dakota? 882 01:19:47,657 --> 01:19:49,533 Rapid City. 883 01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:52,620 Well, what are you going to do next? 884 01:19:53,538 --> 01:19:55,039 I haven't made my mind up yet. 885 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:57,792 It may depend on you. 886 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,796 - On me? - Sure. 887 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:05,090 You're my little helper, aren't you? 888 01:20:05,258 --> 01:20:10,221 Thank you. To us. To a long and lasting friendship. 889 01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:15,100 Meaning, from now on, I'm not going to let you out of my sight, sweetheart. 890 01:20:15,268 --> 01:20:17,311 I'm afraid you'll have to. 891 01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:20,981 - Oh, no. - I do have plans of my own, you know? 892 01:20:21,149 --> 01:20:22,900 And you do have problems. 893 01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:28,072 Well, wouldn't it be nice if my problems and your plans were somehow connected? 894 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,533 Then we could always stay close to each other... 895 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:32,952 ...and not have to go off in separate directions. 896 01:20:33,119 --> 01:20:35,830 Togetherness. You know what I mean? 897 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,710 Go ahead, it can't be for me. 898 01:20:49,302 --> 01:20:50,803 Hello? 899 01:20:51,263 --> 01:20:52,680 Yes. 900 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:55,182 No, not yet. I'm not ready. 901 01:20:55,642 --> 01:21:00,354 What time? I'll meet you. What's the address? 902 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,609 Yes. Goodbye. 903 01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:09,363 Business? 904 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:12,783 - Yes. - Industrial-designing business? 905 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:14,577 Mm-hm. 906 01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:20,749 All work and no play? A girl like you should be enjoying herself this evening... 907 01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:24,295 ...instead of taking phone calls from clients. 908 01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:27,840 What about having dinner with me? 909 01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:32,720 - You can't afford to be seen anyplace. - Well, let's have it up here. Nice and cozy. 910 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,638 No, I... 911 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:36,932 I can't. 912 01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:39,852 I insist. 913 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:43,647 I want you to do a favor for me. 914 01:21:44,190 --> 01:21:46,275 - A big, big favor. - Name it. 915 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:49,278 I want you to leave right now. 916 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:52,740 Stay far away from me and don't come near me again. 917 01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,912 We're not going to get involved. 918 01:21:58,496 --> 01:22:01,165 Last night was last night and that's all there was. 919 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:05,002 That's all there is. There isn't going to be anything more between us. 920 01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:07,546 So, please... 921 01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:08,756 Goodbye. 922 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,675 Good luck. No conversation. Just leave. 923 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:15,304 - Right away? - Yes. 924 01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:16,847 No questions asked? 925 01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:18,307 Yes. 926 01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:22,186 - No, I can't do that. - Please. 927 01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:24,855 - After dinner. - Now. 928 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,691 After dinner. Fair is fair. 929 01:22:29,527 --> 01:22:31,195 All right. 930 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,405 On one condition. 931 01:22:33,990 --> 01:22:37,660 That you let the hotel valet do something with this suit first. 932 01:22:37,827 --> 01:22:40,037 You belong in the stockyards looking like that. 933 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:41,914 Okay. 934 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:44,917 There's the phone. 935 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:52,132 Hello. Valet service, please. 936 01:22:55,887 --> 01:22:57,554 Hello, valet? 937 01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:02,101 - Oh, this is r... Where are we? - Four sixty-three. 938 01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:04,061 Room 463. 939 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:06,647 How quickly can you get a suit sponged and pressed? 940 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,565 Yes, fast. 941 01:23:08,733 --> 01:23:13,237 Twenty minutes? Fine. Okay, 463. 942 01:23:15,907 --> 01:23:17,324 He'll be right up. 943 01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:19,785 Better take your things off. 944 01:23:22,622 --> 01:23:25,958 Now, what could a man do with his clothes off for 20 minutes? 945 01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:27,668 Couldn't he have taken an hour? 946 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,795 You could always take a cold shower. 947 01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:31,714 That's right. 948 01:23:32,590 --> 01:23:36,093 You know, when I was a little boy, I wouldn't even let my mother undress me. 949 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,971 - You're a big boy now. - Yes. 950 01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:46,103 Tell me, how does a girl like you get to be a girl like you? 951 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:48,772 Lucky, I guess. 952 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:53,610 Oh, not lucky. Naughty. Wicked. Up to no good. Ever kill anyone? 953 01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:58,532 Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half-trying. 954 01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:00,409 So stop trying, huh? 955 01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:12,963 Be with you in a minute. 956 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:19,845 - Huh? - Trousers, please. 957 01:24:20,513 --> 01:24:22,097 There you are. 958 01:24:26,853 --> 01:24:28,645 Thank you. 959 01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:31,982 I think I'll take that cold shower after all. 960 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:33,317 Good. 961 01:25:44,097 --> 01:25:46,765 This magnificent pair of Louis XVI fauteuils. 962 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:50,561 Original gilt finish. Upholstered in pure silk damask. 963 01:25:50,728 --> 01:25:53,689 How much may I say to start? What am I bid? 964 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:56,733 - One hundred. - One hundred is bid. Thank you. 965 01:25:56,901 --> 01:25:59,361 One-fifty is bid here. Say the 200? 966 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:00,737 Thank you, 200 is bid. 967 01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:05,993 Say the 300? I have 300. Four hundred by the little lady. 968 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,202 Thank you, sir. 969 01:26:07,370 --> 01:26:09,705 Four-fifty is bid for the pair. Can I hear 500? 970 01:26:09,873 --> 01:26:11,415 Will you say 500? 971 01:26:11,583 --> 01:26:13,500 Can I say the 500? 972 01:26:13,668 --> 01:26:15,586 Fair warning and last call. 973 01:26:15,753 --> 01:26:20,257 Sold to Mr. Stone, second row. Four hundred and fifty dollars. 974 01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:27,181 And now lot number 103. 975 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,683 This lovely Aubusson settee. 976 01:26:29,851 --> 01:26:33,645 In excellent condition. Please start the bidding. 977 01:26:33,813 --> 01:26:35,439 How much? 978 01:26:35,607 --> 01:26:39,526 Eight hundred is offered, thank you. Eight hundred is bid. Say the nine? Go 900? 979 01:26:39,694 --> 01:26:42,112 Nine hundred is bid. Now, who'll say 1,000? 980 01:26:42,780 --> 01:26:46,116 One thousand, thank you. One thousand at 1,000. Say 1,100? 981 01:26:46,284 --> 01:26:50,704 - Can I hear 1,100? Selling at $1,000. - The three of you together. 982 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,832 Now, that's a picture only Charles Addams could draw. 983 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,626 Good evening, Mr. Kaplan. 984 01:26:55,793 --> 01:26:58,879 Before we start calling each other names, you better tell me yours. 985 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:01,965 - I haven't had the pleasure. - You disappoint me, sir. 986 01:27:02,675 --> 01:27:04,509 I was just going to say that to her. 987 01:27:04,677 --> 01:27:07,554 I've always understood you were a shrewd fellow at your job. 988 01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:10,557 What possessed you to come blundering in here like this? 989 01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:12,935 Could it be an overpowering interest in art? 990 01:27:13,102 --> 01:27:15,812 Yes. The art of survival. 991 01:27:16,856 --> 01:27:19,149 Well, have you poured any good drunks lately? 992 01:27:19,734 --> 01:27:22,402 - One hundred dollars. - He followed me here from the hotel. 993 01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:25,197 He was in your room? 994 01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:26,907 Sure, isn't everybody? 995 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:29,910 One hundred and fifty. Thank you. Now, say the two. 996 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,037 Do I hear two? Two hundred, thank you. 997 01:27:32,205 --> 01:27:35,165 Now the three. Do I hear three? Three hundred, anyone? 998 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:38,919 Three hundred, thank you. Now, the four. Do I hear four? Four hundred, anyone? 999 01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:43,548 Four hundred is bid. Say the five? I have 400. I have 400. 1000 01:27:43,716 --> 01:27:47,469 I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses. 1001 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,473 - Five hundred. - Five hundred, thank you. 1002 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:54,559 I'll bet you paid plenty for this little piece of sculpture. 1003 01:27:54,727 --> 01:27:57,187 - Now the seven. Seven hundred? - Seven hundred. 1004 01:27:57,605 --> 01:27:59,982 She's worth every dollar of it, take it from me. 1005 01:28:00,942 --> 01:28:03,026 Now, she puts her heart into her work. 1006 01:28:03,194 --> 01:28:05,654 In fact, her whole body. 1007 01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:08,031 Sold to Mr. Vandamm at 700. 1008 01:28:08,616 --> 01:28:13,704 - Number 106 for your pleasure. - Oh, Mr. Vandamm. 1009 01:28:13,871 --> 01:28:17,582 Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely... 1010 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:19,042 ...Mr. Kaplan? 1011 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:21,420 First, you're the outraged Madison Avenue man... 1012 01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:23,880 ...who claims he's been mistaken for someone else. 1013 01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:25,882 Then, you play the fugitive... 1014 01:28:26,050 --> 01:28:29,553 ...supposedly trying to clear his name of a crime he knows he didn't commit. 1015 01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:34,474 Now you play the peevish lover, stung by jealousy and betrayal. 1016 01:28:35,268 --> 01:28:38,145 It seems you fellows could stand less training from the FBI... 1017 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:41,273 - ...and more from the Actors Studio. - Three-fifty I have. 1018 01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:45,068 Apparently, the only performance that'll satisfy you is when I play dead. 1019 01:28:45,570 --> 01:28:48,405 Your very next role. You'll be quite convincing, I assure you. 1020 01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:52,034 Don't lose it for $25. Thank you. Three-seventy-five is bid. 1021 01:28:52,201 --> 01:28:54,244 I have 375, go the 400. 1022 01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:56,872 Three-seventy-five, go four? Four hundred is bid. 1023 01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:01,376 I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter is next on the program. 1024 01:29:01,544 --> 01:29:03,962 Am I to be dropped into a vat of molten steel... 1025 01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,798 ...and become part of a new skyscraper? 1026 01:29:06,966 --> 01:29:11,845 Or are you going to ask this female to kiss me again and poison me to death? 1027 01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:14,181 We offer catalog number 107. 1028 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:18,602 Who are you kidding? You have no feelings to hurt. 1029 01:29:21,939 --> 01:29:24,691 How much to start the bidding on this collector's porcelain? 1030 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:26,026 Please start the bidding. 1031 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,236 Kaplan, we've had just about enough of you. 1032 01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:30,364 Then, why don't you send for the police? 1033 01:29:32,075 --> 01:29:35,535 That's the last thing you'd want, isn't it? Me in the hands of the police. 1034 01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:37,746 There's something I might tell them. 1035 01:29:37,914 --> 01:29:40,624 That's the reason you had this one hustle me on the train. 1036 01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:44,628 Something seems to tell me I've got a better chance if I go to the police. 1037 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:48,548 Good night, sweetheart. Don't think it wasn't nice. 1038 01:29:48,716 --> 01:29:53,637 Say the 12. Twelve hundred dollars there. Twelve hundred is bid. Say 1300? 1039 01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:55,722 May I hear 1300? 1040 01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:58,725 They're selling at 1200. Do I hear 1300, please? 1041 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:01,436 Last call. 1042 01:30:01,604 --> 01:30:05,357 Sold. Twelve hundred dollars. Thank you. 1043 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:13,573 And now catalog number 109. 1044 01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:18,412 This superb example of this early 17th century master. 1045 01:30:18,579 --> 01:30:20,831 It will enhance any collection of fine art. 1046 01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,626 What is your pleasure? How much to start? 1047 01:30:24,794 --> 01:30:28,338 - One thousand dollars. - One thousand is bid. 1048 01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:31,508 Twelve-fifty I have. Now, 1500. 1049 01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:35,262 Fifteen hundred is bid. Thank you. Seventeen-fifty? 1050 01:30:37,181 --> 01:30:39,433 - I have 1750. - Two thousand dollars. 1051 01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:44,020 Two thousand is bid. I have 2000. Do I hear 2500? 1052 01:30:44,188 --> 01:30:46,314 Twenty-five hundred, anyone? 1053 01:30:46,482 --> 01:30:47,524 Twenty-two-fifty once. 1054 01:30:49,235 --> 01:30:51,027 Twenty-two-fifty twice. 1055 01:30:51,195 --> 01:30:54,156 - Last call. - Fifteen hundred. 1056 01:30:55,074 --> 01:30:59,286 - Well, the bid is already up to 2250, sir. - I still say 1,500. 1057 01:31:01,622 --> 01:31:05,792 I have 2250. Do I hear 25? 1058 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:09,671 - Twenty-two-fifty once, 2250 twice. - Twelve hundred. 1059 01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:14,342 - Sold for 2250. And now... - Twenty-two-fifty for that chromo? 1060 01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,224 Number 110 in the catalog. 1061 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:24,853 A Louis XV carved and gilded lit de repos. 1062 01:31:25,021 --> 01:31:27,939 Would somebody start the bidding at $750, please? 1063 01:31:28,107 --> 01:31:30,859 How do we know it's not a fake? It looks like a fake. 1064 01:31:34,238 --> 01:31:38,533 Well, one thing we know: You're no fake. You're a genuine idiot. 1065 01:31:38,701 --> 01:31:40,243 Thank you. 1066 01:31:40,411 --> 01:31:42,829 I wonder if I could respectfully ask the gentleman... 1067 01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:45,081 ...to get into the spirit of the proceedings. 1068 01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:46,833 All right. I'll start it at 8. 1069 01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:50,921 Eight hundred. Thank you. Nine hundred? 1070 01:31:51,589 --> 01:31:54,591 - One thousand is bid. Go 12? - Eleven. 1071 01:31:55,092 --> 01:31:58,094 Eleven is bid. Thank you. Go 12. 1072 01:31:58,262 --> 01:32:01,765 I have 11. Go 12. Who'll say 12? 1073 01:32:01,933 --> 01:32:04,142 Eleven once. Who'll say 12? 1074 01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:06,937 Eleven twice. Twelve, thank you. 1075 01:32:07,104 --> 01:32:10,315 Twelve is bid. I have 12. Go 13. Who'll say 13? 1076 01:32:10,483 --> 01:32:11,608 Thirteen dollars. 1077 01:32:14,278 --> 01:32:15,737 You mean 1300, sir. 1078 01:32:16,781 --> 01:32:19,449 No, no, no, I mean $13. That's more than it's worth. 1079 01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:23,578 I... 1080 01:32:23,746 --> 01:32:27,749 I have 1200. Go 13. Who'll say 13? 1081 01:32:28,334 --> 01:32:30,210 Who'll say 1250? 1082 01:32:32,463 --> 01:32:35,423 Twelve hundred once, 1200 twice. 1083 01:32:35,591 --> 01:32:37,801 - Last call. Twelve hundred. - Two thousand. 1084 01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:42,389 Two thousand? 1085 01:32:44,475 --> 01:32:45,475 Twenty-one hundred. 1086 01:32:46,936 --> 01:32:48,353 I'm sorry, sir, but we can't... 1087 01:32:48,521 --> 01:32:50,939 - Make it 2500. - Ask him to leave. 1088 01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:59,739 - Would the gentleman please cooperate? - The last bid was 1200. 1089 01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:03,326 Twenty-five hundred. My money's as good as anybody's. 1090 01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:06,162 - Well, isn't it? Isn't it? - I have... 1091 01:33:06,330 --> 01:33:08,665 - What was it? - Twelve hundred. 1092 01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:12,085 I have 1200 once, 1200 twice. 1093 01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:15,672 - Three thousand. - Sold for 1200. 1094 01:33:18,050 --> 01:33:21,177 - I'm not gonna let you get away with that. - You'd better leave, sir. 1095 01:33:21,345 --> 01:33:23,513 No, you take your hands off me or I'll sue you. 1096 01:33:38,029 --> 01:33:40,322 - What took you so long? - Let's take a little walk. 1097 01:33:40,489 --> 01:33:42,699 - Get moving. - I haven't finished bidding yet. 1098 01:33:42,867 --> 01:33:45,535 Three thousand. I bid 3000. 1099 01:33:45,703 --> 01:33:48,455 I'm sorry, old man. Too bad. Keep trying. 1100 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:51,708 Not so rough. 1101 01:33:59,675 --> 01:34:01,843 - Handle with care, fellas. - In there. 1102 01:34:02,011 --> 01:34:04,387 - I'm valuable property. - In. 1103 01:34:07,892 --> 01:34:12,020 Well, I want to thank you for saving my life. Thank you, my friend. Thank you. 1104 01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:14,564 Save it for the station house. 1105 01:34:18,903 --> 01:34:21,488 Well, let's have some smiles and good cheer. 1106 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:25,575 You're about to become heroes. Don't you know who I am? 1107 01:34:25,743 --> 01:34:29,663 We'll find out as soon as we book you for being drunk and disorderly. 1108 01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:33,166 Drunk and disorderly? That's chicken feed. You've hit the jackpot. 1109 01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:37,837 Chicago police capture United Nations killer. 1110 01:34:38,005 --> 01:34:39,964 My name is Roger Thornhill. 1111 01:34:40,466 --> 01:34:41,925 Here. 1112 01:34:45,429 --> 01:34:48,431 - It's him. - That's right. Congratulations, man. 1113 01:34:49,141 --> 01:34:50,183 Yeah. 1114 01:34:50,351 --> 01:34:52,602 This is 1055. Sergeant Flamm. 1115 01:34:52,770 --> 01:34:56,981 We've got a man here who answers to the description of Thornhill, Roger. 1116 01:34:57,149 --> 01:34:58,817 Code 76. 1117 01:34:58,984 --> 01:35:02,946 Wanted by NYPD. Positive ID. 1118 01:35:03,614 --> 01:35:05,115 Absolutely. No question. 1119 01:35:06,992 --> 01:35:10,203 Michigan Avenue. Proceeding north to 42nd precinct. 1120 01:35:13,332 --> 01:35:14,916 What? 1121 01:35:16,335 --> 01:35:17,377 Come again? 1122 01:35:20,005 --> 01:35:21,589 Are you sure? 1123 01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:24,342 Okay. Right. 1124 01:35:24,510 --> 01:35:26,010 Yeah, I got it. 1125 01:35:26,178 --> 01:35:28,555 One-oh-five-five, off and clear. 1126 01:35:30,516 --> 01:35:32,642 - Where are we going? - Airport. 1127 01:35:33,310 --> 01:35:35,603 - For what? - Orders. 1128 01:35:35,771 --> 01:35:37,981 Airport? I don't wanna be taken to an airport. 1129 01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:41,985 - I want to be taken to police headquarters. - You do, huh? 1130 01:35:42,153 --> 01:35:43,820 Why do you think I sent for you? 1131 01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:46,906 How about this guy, Charlie? He sent for us. 1132 01:35:47,074 --> 01:35:48,908 - Sit back. - Didn't you hear what I said? 1133 01:35:49,076 --> 01:35:52,203 I want to be taken to police headquarters. I'm a dangerous assassin. 1134 01:35:52,371 --> 01:35:56,499 - I'm a mad killer on the loose. - You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1135 01:36:22,735 --> 01:36:23,860 They said right here. 1136 01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:27,363 Does anyone mind if I sit down? I've been running all day. 1137 01:36:38,542 --> 01:36:41,669 Thought I'd never make it. Getting too old for this kind of work. 1138 01:36:42,254 --> 01:36:43,630 All right, men. Thank you. 1139 01:36:44,215 --> 01:36:46,049 - This way, Mr. Thornhill. - Wait a minute. 1140 01:36:46,217 --> 01:36:49,677 We haven't much time. Yeah, this way is more private. 1141 01:36:53,390 --> 01:36:57,352 - I don't think I caught your name. - I don't think I pitched it. 1142 01:36:57,895 --> 01:37:00,396 You're police, aren't you? Or is it FBI? 1143 01:37:00,564 --> 01:37:02,357 FBI, CIA, ONI. 1144 01:37:02,525 --> 01:37:04,859 - We're all in the same alphabet soup. - Really? 1145 01:37:05,027 --> 01:37:08,988 You can stick this in your alphabet soup. I had nothing to do with that killing. 1146 01:37:09,156 --> 01:37:11,282 - We know that. - You know it? 1147 01:37:11,450 --> 01:37:14,118 Then why did you let the police chase me all over the map? 1148 01:37:14,286 --> 01:37:18,373 We never interfere with the police, unless absolutely necessary. 1149 01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,917 - It's become necessary. - Oh, I see. 1150 01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,211 Well, then, I take it I'm going to be cleared. 1151 01:37:23,379 --> 01:37:26,381 I do wish you'd walk faster, Mr. Thornhill. We'll miss the plane. 1152 01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:28,633 Where are we going? New York or Washington? 1153 01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:31,052 Rapid City, South Dakota. 1154 01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:34,722 - Rapid City? What for? - It's near Mount Rushmore. 1155 01:37:34,890 --> 01:37:36,766 No, thank you. I've seen Mount Rushmore. 1156 01:37:36,934 --> 01:37:39,561 So has your friend Mr. Vandamm. 1157 01:37:39,937 --> 01:37:41,688 Vandamm? 1158 01:37:41,856 --> 01:37:44,607 A rather formidable kind of gentleman, eh? 1159 01:37:44,775 --> 01:37:47,068 What about that treacherous little tramp with him? 1160 01:37:47,236 --> 01:37:48,486 - Miss Kendall? - Yeah. 1161 01:37:48,654 --> 01:37:50,989 His mistress. We know all about her. 1162 01:37:52,491 --> 01:37:54,450 Tell me, what's Vandamm up to? 1163 01:37:54,618 --> 01:37:57,495 Oh, you could say he's a sort of importer-exporter. 1164 01:37:57,663 --> 01:37:58,997 Of what? 1165 01:37:59,164 --> 01:38:01,958 Oh. Government secrets, perhaps. 1166 01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:04,294 Well, then why don't you grab him? 1167 01:38:04,461 --> 01:38:07,297 There's still too much we don't know about his organization. 1168 01:38:07,464 --> 01:38:08,798 Oh, I see. 1169 01:38:08,966 --> 01:38:11,217 What's all this got to do with Mount Rushmore? 1170 01:38:11,385 --> 01:38:13,720 Well, Vandamm has a place near there. 1171 01:38:13,888 --> 01:38:17,223 We think it's his jumping-off point to leave the country tomorrow night. 1172 01:38:17,391 --> 01:38:19,809 - Are you gonna stop him? - No. 1173 01:38:19,977 --> 01:38:21,811 Well, then what are we going there for? 1174 01:38:21,979 --> 01:38:23,980 To set his mind at ease about George Kaplan. 1175 01:38:25,733 --> 01:38:28,484 Oh, you, huh? You're George Kaplan, aren't you? 1176 01:38:28,652 --> 01:38:31,821 Oh, no, Mr. Thornhill. There is no such person as George Kaplan. 1177 01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:33,865 What do you mean? I've been in his room. 1178 01:38:34,033 --> 01:38:36,951 I've tried on his clothes. He's got short sleeves and dandruff. 1179 01:38:37,119 --> 01:38:39,829 Believe me, Mr. Thornhill, he doesn't exist. 1180 01:38:39,997 --> 01:38:45,919 Which is why I'm gonna have to ask you to go on being him for the next 24 hours. 1181 01:38:46,086 --> 01:38:48,504 Come on. We'll discuss it on the plane. 1182 01:39:09,860 --> 01:39:14,113 Now, look. You started this decoy business without me, you finish it without me. 1183 01:39:14,281 --> 01:39:16,366 We might have if you hadn't stumbled into it. 1184 01:39:16,533 --> 01:39:20,203 You ought to give me a medal instead of asking me to be a target... 1185 01:39:20,371 --> 01:39:23,373 ...just so your special agent or whatever doesn't get shot at. 1186 01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:28,586 Not shot at, Mr. Thornhill. Found out. Once found out, they're as good as dead. 1187 01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:32,548 Thanks to you, clouds of suspicion are already forming. 1188 01:39:32,716 --> 01:39:34,300 Thanks to me? 1189 01:39:34,468 --> 01:39:36,886 - If you'll get on the plane... - You listen to me. 1190 01:39:37,054 --> 01:39:41,641 I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother... 1191 01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:44,560 ...two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent upon me... 1192 01:39:44,728 --> 01:39:48,022 ...and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself killed. 1193 01:39:48,190 --> 01:39:50,441 The answer is no. 1194 01:39:50,609 --> 01:39:52,902 - Is that final? - Yes. 1195 01:39:53,070 --> 01:39:55,154 - Goodbye, then. - Goodbye. 1196 01:39:55,322 --> 01:39:58,825 If there was a chance of changing your mind I'd talk about Miss Kendall. 1197 01:39:59,910 --> 01:40:01,744 Of whom you so obviously disapprove. 1198 01:40:01,912 --> 01:40:05,415 Yes, for using sex like some people use a fly swatter. 1199 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:07,917 I don't suppose it would matter to you... 1200 01:40:08,085 --> 01:40:12,088 ...that she was probably forced to do whatever she did to protect herself. 1201 01:40:12,256 --> 01:40:14,465 To protect herself from what? 1202 01:40:14,633 --> 01:40:17,510 Exposure and assassination. 1203 01:40:18,554 --> 01:40:20,763 You see, Mr. Thornhill, she... 1204 01:40:21,432 --> 01:40:23,307 She's one of our agents. 1205 01:40:24,309 --> 01:40:26,811 - Oh, no. - I know you didn't mean it... 1206 01:40:26,979 --> 01:40:31,566 ...but I'm afraid you have put her in an extremely dangerous situation. 1207 01:40:32,943 --> 01:40:35,319 And much more than her life is at stake. 1208 01:40:49,960 --> 01:40:53,212 - Suppose they don't come? - They'll come. 1209 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:58,134 I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me. 1210 01:40:58,302 --> 01:41:02,180 Perhaps he's trying to give you one last word of caution, Mr. Kaplan. 1211 01:41:02,347 --> 01:41:04,390 Speak soft, and carry a big stick. 1212 01:41:04,808 --> 01:41:08,061 He's trying to tell me not to go through with this harebrained scheme. 1213 01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:11,481 He doesn't know to what extent you're the cause of our present trouble. 1214 01:41:11,982 --> 01:41:14,650 I don't know that I care to accept that charge, professor. 1215 01:41:14,818 --> 01:41:18,237 Dear, fellow, if you hadn't made yourself so attractive to Miss Kendall... 1216 01:41:18,405 --> 01:41:20,865 - ...that she fell for you... - And vice versa. 1217 01:41:21,033 --> 01:41:24,327 ...our friend Vandamm wouldn't be losing faith in her loyalty now. 1218 01:41:24,870 --> 01:41:28,664 It was quite obvious to him last night that she had become emotionally involved. 1219 01:41:28,832 --> 01:41:33,086 Worst of all, with a man he thinks is a government agent. 1220 01:41:33,545 --> 01:41:35,755 Are you trying to tell me that I'm irresistible? 1221 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:39,425 I'm trying to remind you it is your responsibility to help us restore her... 1222 01:41:39,593 --> 01:41:41,010 ...to Vandamm's good graces... 1223 01:41:41,178 --> 01:41:44,180 ...right up to the point he leaves the country tonight. 1224 01:41:44,348 --> 01:41:45,681 All right, all right. 1225 01:41:46,225 --> 01:41:47,850 But, after tonight... 1226 01:41:48,852 --> 01:41:50,853 My blessings on you both. 1227 01:42:05,369 --> 01:42:06,994 Here they are. 1228 01:43:00,507 --> 01:43:03,509 - Good afternoon, Mr. Kaplan. - Not her. 1229 01:43:12,644 --> 01:43:15,396 Did I misunderstand you about bringing her here? 1230 01:43:15,564 --> 01:43:17,773 We'll get to that later. 1231 01:43:18,525 --> 01:43:20,568 I suppose you were surprised to get my call. 1232 01:43:20,736 --> 01:43:24,572 Not at all. I knew the police would release you, Mr. Kaplan. 1233 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:27,617 By the way, I want to compliment you on your colorful exit... 1234 01:43:27,784 --> 01:43:29,952 ...from the auction gallery. 1235 01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:31,287 Thank you. 1236 01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:34,415 And now, what little drama are we here for today? 1237 01:43:34,583 --> 01:43:38,336 I don't for a moment believe that you've invited me to these gay surroundings... 1238 01:43:38,503 --> 01:43:40,880 ...to come to a business arrangement. 1239 01:43:42,466 --> 01:43:46,677 Suppose I tell you I not only know the exact time you're leaving the country tonight... 1240 01:43:46,845 --> 01:43:49,388 ...but the latitude and longitude of your rendezvous... 1241 01:43:49,556 --> 01:43:51,807 ...and your ultimate destination. 1242 01:43:51,975 --> 01:43:54,644 You wouldn't care to carry my bags for me, would you? 1243 01:43:54,811 --> 01:43:58,064 Perhaps you'd be interested in the price, just the same. 1244 01:43:58,232 --> 01:44:01,817 - The price? - For doing nothing to stop you. 1245 01:44:03,028 --> 01:44:05,321 How much did you have in mind? 1246 01:44:05,989 --> 01:44:07,740 I want the girl. 1247 01:44:10,035 --> 01:44:12,912 I want the girl to get what's coming to her. 1248 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:16,457 Turn her over to me, I'll see there's enough pinned on her to keep her... 1249 01:44:16,625 --> 01:44:19,335 ...uncomfortable for the rest of her life. 1250 01:44:20,170 --> 01:44:23,047 You do that, and I'll look the other way tonight. 1251 01:44:23,590 --> 01:44:25,591 She really did get under your skin. 1252 01:44:25,759 --> 01:44:28,594 We're not talking about my skin. We're talking about yours. 1253 01:44:28,762 --> 01:44:32,765 - I'm offering you a chance to save it. - To exchange it. 1254 01:44:33,517 --> 01:44:34,684 Put it any way you like. 1255 01:44:35,185 --> 01:44:37,687 I'm curious, Mr. Kaplan. 1256 01:44:37,854 --> 01:44:41,274 What made you arrive at the deduction that my feelings for Miss Kendall... 1257 01:44:41,441 --> 01:44:46,779 ...have deteriorated to the point where I would trade her in for peace of mind? 1258 01:44:46,947 --> 01:44:50,032 I don't deduce. I observe. 1259 01:44:52,369 --> 01:44:55,830 Phillip, if you don't mind, I'm going back to the house now. 1260 01:45:08,093 --> 01:45:09,218 Just a second, you. 1261 01:45:09,386 --> 01:45:13,014 Stay away from me. Let go. Let go of me. 1262 01:45:13,557 --> 01:45:15,474 Stay away from me. Let go. 1263 01:45:15,642 --> 01:45:17,310 Let go of me. 1264 01:45:17,477 --> 01:45:21,230 - Now, save the phony tears. - You just get back. 1265 01:45:22,774 --> 01:45:25,985 - You little fool. - You just stay away from me. 1266 01:45:31,366 --> 01:45:33,576 No good, sir. You can't get involved in this. 1267 01:45:38,081 --> 01:45:40,082 - Don't touch anything. - Stand back. 1268 01:45:40,250 --> 01:45:41,334 Stand back. 1269 01:46:33,095 --> 01:46:34,970 Mr. Thornhill? 1270 01:46:42,813 --> 01:46:44,313 Don't be long. 1271 01:46:47,984 --> 01:46:49,777 Hello. 1272 01:46:50,362 --> 01:46:51,862 Hello. 1273 01:46:52,030 --> 01:46:53,864 Are you all right? 1274 01:46:54,866 --> 01:46:56,700 Yes, I think so. 1275 01:46:56,868 --> 01:46:59,703 I asked the professor if I could see you again. 1276 01:47:02,165 --> 01:47:04,041 There's not much time. 1277 01:47:05,502 --> 01:47:06,836 Isn't there? 1278 01:47:07,712 --> 01:47:09,797 I wanted to tell you... 1279 01:47:09,965 --> 01:47:11,257 I mean, apologize. 1280 01:47:12,843 --> 01:47:14,343 No need. 1281 01:47:15,512 --> 01:47:17,263 I understand. 1282 01:47:19,266 --> 01:47:21,350 All in the line of duty. 1283 01:47:22,519 --> 01:47:24,812 I did treat you miserably. 1284 01:47:25,147 --> 01:47:26,689 I, uh... 1285 01:47:26,857 --> 01:47:28,941 I hated you for it. 1286 01:47:29,109 --> 01:47:31,444 I didn't want you to go on thinking that I... 1287 01:47:32,946 --> 01:47:36,699 And I... I used some pretty harsh words. I'm sorry. 1288 01:47:36,867 --> 01:47:38,701 They hurt deeply. 1289 01:47:38,869 --> 01:47:42,079 - Well, naturally, if I'd known... - I couldn't tell you. 1290 01:47:42,706 --> 01:47:43,998 - Of course not. - Could I? 1291 01:47:45,917 --> 01:47:47,293 No, I guess not. 1292 01:47:49,379 --> 01:47:52,506 - You didn't get hurt. I'm so relieved. - Of course I was hurt. 1293 01:47:52,674 --> 01:47:55,384 - How would you have felt? - In the cafeteria, when you fell. 1294 01:47:55,552 --> 01:47:59,054 - When I shot you with the blanks. - Oh, that. No. 1295 01:47:59,723 --> 01:48:04,059 - You did it rather well, I thought. - Yes, I thought I was quite graceful. 1296 01:48:04,603 --> 01:48:07,730 Considering it's not really your kind of work. 1297 01:48:08,565 --> 01:48:12,818 Well, I got into it by accident. What's your excuse? 1298 01:48:14,154 --> 01:48:18,616 I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night and saw only his charm. 1299 01:48:18,783 --> 01:48:20,242 Oh. 1300 01:48:21,453 --> 01:48:24,246 I guess I had nothing to do that weekend, so I... 1301 01:48:24,414 --> 01:48:26,749 I decided to fall in love. 1302 01:48:27,334 --> 01:48:29,543 Well, that's nice. 1303 01:48:30,462 --> 01:48:35,257 Eventually, the professor and his Washington colleagues approached me... 1304 01:48:35,967 --> 01:48:40,429 ...with a few sordid details about Phillip and he told me that... 1305 01:48:40,597 --> 01:48:44,558 ...my relationship with him made me uniquely valuable to them. 1306 01:48:44,893 --> 01:48:46,143 Mm-hm. 1307 01:48:46,353 --> 01:48:49,230 So you became a Girl Scout, huh? 1308 01:48:49,397 --> 01:48:52,858 Maybe it was the first time anyone ever asked me to do anything worthwhile. 1309 01:48:55,278 --> 01:48:56,695 Has life been like that? 1310 01:48:59,950 --> 01:49:01,450 How come? 1311 01:49:03,453 --> 01:49:05,454 Men like you. 1312 01:49:06,456 --> 01:49:08,791 What's wrong with men like me? 1313 01:49:09,084 --> 01:49:11,210 They don't believe in marriage. 1314 01:49:11,378 --> 01:49:13,128 I've been married twice. 1315 01:49:13,296 --> 01:49:14,421 See what I mean? 1316 01:49:16,675 --> 01:49:19,635 I may go back to hating you. It was more fun. 1317 01:49:26,393 --> 01:49:27,893 Goodbye, darling. 1318 01:49:29,271 --> 01:49:32,523 - Wait a minute. Not so soon. - No, I gotta get back and convince them... 1319 01:49:32,691 --> 01:49:35,818 ...that I took the long way around so nobody followed me. 1320 01:49:37,654 --> 01:49:39,947 Couldn't we stand like this for just a few hours? 1321 01:49:40,115 --> 01:49:42,658 Just this time you're supposed to be critically wounded. 1322 01:49:42,826 --> 01:49:44,827 I never felt more alive. 1323 01:49:44,995 --> 01:49:46,412 Well, whose side are you on? 1324 01:49:47,539 --> 01:49:48,914 Yours, always, darling. 1325 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:52,918 Please don't undermine my resolve just when I need it most. 1326 01:50:01,511 --> 01:50:05,806 Oh, well, I guess it's off to the hospital for me and back to danger for you. 1327 01:50:05,974 --> 01:50:07,683 I don't like it a bit. 1328 01:50:07,851 --> 01:50:11,895 It's much safer now, thanks to you, my darling decoy. 1329 01:50:12,063 --> 01:50:14,315 Don't thank me. I couldn't stand it. 1330 01:50:14,482 --> 01:50:16,066 All right. I won't. 1331 01:50:16,234 --> 01:50:19,486 After your malevolent friend Vandamm takes off tonight... 1332 01:50:19,654 --> 01:50:23,824 ...you and I are gonna get together and do a lot of apologizing to each other in private. 1333 01:50:23,992 --> 01:50:27,286 - You know that can't be. - Of course it can be. 1334 01:50:30,540 --> 01:50:32,708 He has told you, hasn't he? 1335 01:50:33,209 --> 01:50:36,253 - Told me what? - Miss Kendall, you gotta get moving. 1336 01:50:36,421 --> 01:50:39,715 - Wait a minute. What didn't you tell me? - Why didn't you? 1337 01:50:40,717 --> 01:50:43,886 She's going off with Vandamm tonight on the plane. 1338 01:50:45,430 --> 01:50:47,056 She's going off with Vandamm? 1339 01:50:47,223 --> 01:50:50,225 We went to such lengths to make her a fugitive from justice. 1340 01:50:50,393 --> 01:50:53,395 So that Vandamm couldn't very well decline to take her along. 1341 01:50:53,563 --> 01:50:56,398 I needn't tell you how valuable she can be to us over there. 1342 01:50:57,359 --> 01:50:59,401 You lied to me. You said that after tonight... 1343 01:50:59,569 --> 01:51:02,279 - I needed your help. - Well, you got it, all right. 1344 01:51:02,447 --> 01:51:03,572 Don't be angry. 1345 01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:05,991 You think I'm gonna let you go through with this? 1346 01:51:06,159 --> 01:51:08,827 - Oh, she has to. - Nobody has to do anything. 1347 01:51:08,995 --> 01:51:11,080 I don't like the games you play, professor. 1348 01:51:12,082 --> 01:51:15,042 War is hell, Mr. Thornhill, even when it's a cold one. 1349 01:51:15,919 --> 01:51:18,337 If you can't lick the Vandamms of this world... 1350 01:51:18,797 --> 01:51:21,715 ...without asking girls to bed down and fly away with them... 1351 01:51:21,883 --> 01:51:23,425 ...and never come back... 1352 01:51:23,593 --> 01:51:26,261 ...perhaps you ought to learn how to lose a few cold wars. 1353 01:51:26,971 --> 01:51:29,473 I'm afraid we're already doing that. 1354 01:51:35,939 --> 01:51:40,234 - I'm not gonna let you do this. Get out. - Please don't spoil everything. Please. 1355 01:51:45,323 --> 01:51:49,410 ...Mr. Kaplan twice in full view of horrified men, women and children... 1356 01:51:49,577 --> 01:51:52,955 ...who had come to the park to see the famed Mount Rushmore monument. 1357 01:51:53,123 --> 01:51:58,627 Witnesses described Kaplan's assailant as an attractive blonde in her late twenties. 1358 01:51:58,795 --> 01:52:02,589 Kaplan, who was removed to the Rapid City Hospital in critical condition... 1359 01:52:02,757 --> 01:52:06,760 ...has been tentatively identified as an employee of the federal government. 1360 01:52:06,928 --> 01:52:09,346 The tragedy developed with startling suddenness. 1361 01:52:09,514 --> 01:52:12,725 Chris Swenson, a busboy in the Mount Rushmore cafeteria... 1362 01:52:12,892 --> 01:52:15,894 ...stated that he heard voices raised in... 1363 01:52:21,985 --> 01:52:23,986 - Here we are. - Hello. 1364 01:52:24,154 --> 01:52:26,822 Slacks, a shirt and these. 1365 01:52:26,990 --> 01:52:28,157 Thanks. 1366 01:52:28,324 --> 01:52:31,910 That'll do for you around here for the next couple of days. 1367 01:52:32,662 --> 01:52:34,997 For the next couple of days? 1368 01:52:35,623 --> 01:52:36,665 - Hey. - What? 1369 01:52:36,833 --> 01:52:37,916 What's this? 1370 01:52:38,084 --> 01:52:41,211 That's where I hit the chair doing that phony fall in the cafeteria. 1371 01:52:41,379 --> 01:52:43,547 You and your dopey schemes, shootings. 1372 01:52:43,715 --> 01:52:47,509 - Otherwise, feeling all right? - Oh, yeah. Fine. 1373 01:52:47,677 --> 01:52:50,804 Considering your driver has a sledgehammer for a hand. 1374 01:52:50,972 --> 01:52:52,848 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 1375 01:52:53,016 --> 01:52:55,559 No, that's all right. I guess I deserved it. 1376 01:52:56,352 --> 01:52:58,520 I guess I deserve that locked door too. 1377 01:52:58,688 --> 01:53:02,608 You seen wandering about in good health could've proved fatal to Miss Kendall. 1378 01:53:03,526 --> 01:53:06,528 - I've begun to forget her already. - Good. 1379 01:53:06,696 --> 01:53:09,198 - Better that way. - Yeah, much. 1380 01:53:09,365 --> 01:53:11,992 Inside of an hour, she'll be gone. 1381 01:53:14,537 --> 01:53:18,415 - How's everything out in Rapid City? - Oh, everything's fine. 1382 01:53:18,583 --> 01:53:22,628 Mr. Kaplan's untimely shooting has now acquired the authority of the printed word. 1383 01:53:22,796 --> 01:53:25,255 Everyone's been cooperating beautifully. 1384 01:53:25,423 --> 01:53:27,007 Well, now you can include me. 1385 01:53:27,717 --> 01:53:29,885 - I'm a cooperator. - I'm most grateful. 1386 01:53:30,386 --> 01:53:33,472 - Care to do me a favor in return? - Anything. 1387 01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:36,767 I'd like a drink. Will you get me a...? Get me some bourbon? 1388 01:53:36,935 --> 01:53:38,477 A pint will do. 1389 01:53:38,978 --> 01:53:40,062 Can I join you? 1390 01:53:40,230 --> 01:53:43,357 Well, if you're gonna join me, you better make it a quart. 1391 01:53:43,525 --> 01:53:46,360 - See you in a few minutes. - Yeah. 1392 01:54:50,466 --> 01:54:53,218 - Stop. - Oh, excuse me. 1393 01:54:53,386 --> 01:54:55,137 Stop. 1394 01:55:18,828 --> 01:55:21,830 - You don't want me to take you up there? - No, thanks. Never mind. 1395 01:55:21,998 --> 01:55:23,498 Oh, thanks. 1396 01:58:07,955 --> 01:58:11,333 - There's nothing to worry about. - I just lost my head. 1397 01:58:11,501 --> 01:58:14,586 I'm not just saying this to make you feel better. 1398 01:58:14,754 --> 01:58:16,129 I mean it. 1399 01:58:16,297 --> 01:58:18,340 I just didn't know what I was doing. 1400 01:58:18,508 --> 01:58:21,009 He wanted to destroy you. You had to protect yourself. 1401 01:58:21,177 --> 01:58:23,678 - But not endanger you. - Ah, rubbish. 1402 01:58:24,347 --> 01:58:28,517 Soon we'll be off together and I shall dedicate myself to your happiness. 1403 01:58:30,019 --> 01:58:31,853 What's the situation, Leonard? 1404 01:58:32,021 --> 01:58:34,231 - About the plane, you mean? - Of course. 1405 01:58:34,398 --> 01:58:35,982 What was the last report? 1406 01:58:36,150 --> 01:58:39,486 Over Whitestone on the hour, 6000, descending. 1407 01:58:39,654 --> 01:58:42,364 - About ten minutes, huh? - At the most. 1408 01:58:42,532 --> 01:58:44,449 And now, uh... 1409 01:58:44,617 --> 01:58:47,536 I wonder if I might have a few words of parting with you, sir? 1410 01:58:47,703 --> 01:58:49,329 Certainly. 1411 01:58:49,705 --> 01:58:51,414 In private? 1412 01:58:52,458 --> 01:58:54,376 I'll go up and get my things. 1413 01:58:54,877 --> 01:58:56,253 Well, Leonard... 1414 01:58:56,420 --> 01:59:00,257 ...how does one say goodbye to one's right arm? 1415 01:59:06,722 --> 01:59:09,349 I'm afraid you're gonna wish you had cut it off sooner. 1416 01:59:11,185 --> 01:59:12,602 Mm-hm. 1417 01:59:13,938 --> 01:59:16,356 I know how terribly fond you are of Miss Kendall... 1418 01:59:16,524 --> 01:59:19,442 I don't find this a terribly attractive... 1419 01:59:22,822 --> 01:59:26,032 - She is not to be trusted. - You're being mysterious. 1420 01:59:26,200 --> 01:59:28,535 I'm not being mysterious at all. 1421 02:00:01,652 --> 02:00:03,653 It couldn't have been anything. 1422 02:00:07,033 --> 02:00:09,784 You must've had some doubts about her yourself. 1423 02:00:11,287 --> 02:00:13,955 - And still do. - Rubbish. 1424 02:00:14,373 --> 02:00:16,958 Why else would you have decided not to tell her... 1425 02:00:17,126 --> 02:00:19,920 ...that our little treasure here has a bellyful of microfilm? 1426 02:00:20,087 --> 02:00:22,464 You seem to be trying to fill mine with rotten apples. 1427 02:00:22,632 --> 02:00:24,633 Sometimes the truth does taste like worms. 1428 02:00:24,800 --> 02:00:27,093 The truth? I've heard nothing but innuendoes. 1429 02:00:27,261 --> 02:00:31,097 Call it my woman's intuition if you will, but I've never trusted neatness. 1430 02:00:31,265 --> 02:00:33,683 Neatness is always the result of deliberate planning. 1431 02:00:33,851 --> 02:00:36,311 She shot him in a moment of fear and anger. 1432 02:00:36,479 --> 02:00:39,481 - You were there yourself. You saw it. - Yes. 1433 02:00:41,651 --> 02:00:46,321 And thereby wrapped everything up into one very neat and tidy bundle. 1434 02:00:47,990 --> 02:00:50,867 A, she removed any doubts you may have had about her, uh... 1435 02:00:51,035 --> 02:00:53,828 Now, what did you call it, her devotion? 1436 02:00:53,996 --> 02:00:58,250 B, she gave herself a new and urgent reason to be taken to the other side with you... 1437 02:00:58,417 --> 02:01:01,628 - ...in case you decided to change your mind. - You know what I think? 1438 02:01:03,047 --> 02:01:04,547 I think you're jealous. 1439 02:01:04,715 --> 02:01:07,842 No, I mean it, and I'm very touched. Very... 1440 02:01:10,304 --> 02:01:11,888 Leonard! 1441 02:01:19,188 --> 02:01:20,689 The gun she shot Kaplan with. 1442 02:01:21,691 --> 02:01:23,191 I found it in her luggage. 1443 02:01:24,443 --> 02:01:28,196 It's an old trick. Shoot one of your own to show that you're not one of them. 1444 02:01:28,948 --> 02:01:31,825 They've just freshened it up a bit with blank cartridges. 1445 02:01:45,965 --> 02:01:47,048 What was that noise? 1446 02:01:50,052 --> 02:01:53,305 Yes, we wondered what it was too. Didn't we, Leonard? 1447 02:01:54,390 --> 02:01:56,349 Hurry, darling. It's almost time to leave. 1448 02:01:56,934 --> 02:01:58,018 In a moment. 1449 02:02:07,236 --> 02:02:09,571 You're not taking her on that plane with you? 1450 02:02:09,739 --> 02:02:11,031 Of course I am. 1451 02:02:12,074 --> 02:02:15,660 Like our friends, I too believe in neatness, Leonard. 1452 02:02:15,828 --> 02:02:19,914 This matter is best disposed of from a great height... 1453 02:02:20,082 --> 02:02:21,583 ...over water. 1454 02:03:08,422 --> 02:03:10,423 How about a little champagne before we go? 1455 02:03:10,591 --> 02:03:11,966 I'd love it. 1456 02:03:12,134 --> 02:03:15,303 - It may not be cold enough. - Over the rocks will be all right. 1457 02:03:15,471 --> 02:03:17,013 - Are you sure? - Mm-hm. 1458 02:03:18,140 --> 02:03:19,391 My dear. 1459 02:04:31,755 --> 02:04:33,214 Thank you. 1460 02:04:33,674 --> 02:04:37,177 To you, my dear, and all the lovely moments we've had together. 1461 02:04:38,429 --> 02:04:39,971 Thank you, Phillip. 1462 02:04:40,389 --> 02:04:41,556 There he is. 1463 02:04:49,148 --> 02:04:51,733 Jump in, Leonard. The champagne's fine. 1464 02:04:51,901 --> 02:04:53,276 There isn't time. 1465 02:04:53,444 --> 02:04:56,404 You always were a spoilsport, weren't you? 1466 02:04:56,572 --> 02:05:00,241 One of my most valuable attributes as it now turns out. 1467 02:05:02,411 --> 02:05:06,414 It would please me if you would think of me as being along on this journey... 1468 02:05:06,916 --> 02:05:10,502 - ...if only in spirit. - I shall, Leonard. 1469 02:05:17,384 --> 02:05:20,803 He's heading pretty far out on the north leg and awfully high. 1470 02:05:21,931 --> 02:05:25,183 I guess he's gonna play it safe with a long, slow descent. 1471 02:05:26,268 --> 02:05:28,478 You couldn't ask for a better night than this. 1472 02:05:28,646 --> 02:05:31,439 Ceiling and possibilities unlimited. 1473 02:05:33,067 --> 02:05:35,693 Ah, there he goes, starting his turn. 1474 02:05:36,445 --> 02:05:38,279 Well, we better get moving. 1475 02:05:40,115 --> 02:05:43,618 He should have his wheels on the ground inside of three minutes. 1476 02:05:47,498 --> 02:05:49,916 - Come along, Eve. - All right. 1477 02:05:51,794 --> 02:05:55,463 I think I left my earrings upstairs. I'll be right down. 1478 02:06:08,310 --> 02:06:10,603 We can get out through the window. There's a car. 1479 02:06:10,771 --> 02:06:12,730 What are you doing? You'll ruin everything. 1480 02:06:12,898 --> 02:06:15,817 They know about the shooting. They're going to do away with you! 1481 02:06:15,985 --> 02:06:19,320 - What are you talking about? - Leonard found the gun in your luggage. 1482 02:06:19,488 --> 02:06:22,532 The figure they got at the auction is filled with microfilm. 1483 02:06:22,700 --> 02:06:25,618 - That's how he's been getting it. - Miss Kendall? 1484 02:06:26,161 --> 02:06:28,121 Whatever you do, don't get on that plane. 1485 02:06:35,754 --> 02:06:38,590 Don't worry, Anna. Arrangements have been made. 1486 02:06:38,757 --> 02:06:41,759 You and your husband will be over the Canadian border by morning. 1487 02:06:41,927 --> 02:06:43,678 - Thank you very much, sir. - Be careful. 1488 02:06:43,846 --> 02:06:46,431 We will, sir, and God bless you. 1489 02:07:00,112 --> 02:07:02,196 - Thank you for everything. - Be careful, now. 1490 02:07:02,364 --> 02:07:05,033 Now, you're not gonna leave the house until we're... 1491 02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:08,286 I'll wait, sir. I certainly will. Safe journey. 1492 02:07:09,788 --> 02:07:11,497 Thank you very much. 1493 02:07:13,667 --> 02:07:15,043 Bye. 1494 02:07:51,413 --> 02:07:52,747 Stay where you are. 1495 02:08:04,343 --> 02:08:05,843 Sit down. 1496 02:08:10,224 --> 02:08:13,601 As soon as the plane leaves, my husband and Mr. Leonard will be back. 1497 02:08:41,630 --> 02:08:43,297 What is it? 1498 02:08:44,299 --> 02:08:45,967 I was wondering about my earrings. 1499 02:08:46,135 --> 02:08:47,927 They'll turn up. 1500 02:08:52,015 --> 02:08:54,892 When you return to New York, say goodbye to my sister for me. 1501 02:08:55,060 --> 02:08:57,729 And thank her for her superb performance as Mrs. Townsend. 1502 02:08:57,896 --> 02:09:00,398 - I'll do that. - Tell your knife-throwing chum... 1503 02:09:00,566 --> 02:09:01,846 ...that I've reassured his wife. 1504 02:09:01,984 --> 02:09:03,985 - All right. - That's about all, Leonard. 1505 02:09:20,043 --> 02:09:22,211 Get that figure back from her. 1506 02:09:28,469 --> 02:09:30,178 The housekeeper had me pinned down... 1507 02:09:30,345 --> 02:09:33,014 ...before I realized it was that same silly gun of yours. 1508 02:09:33,182 --> 02:09:35,099 - I see you've got the pumpkin. - Yes. 1509 02:10:14,139 --> 02:10:16,891 This is no good. We're on top of the monument. 1510 02:10:35,327 --> 02:10:37,119 - What do we do? - Climb down. 1511 02:10:37,287 --> 02:10:38,538 We can't. 1512 02:10:38,705 --> 02:10:40,748 Here they come. We have no choice. 1513 02:11:30,257 --> 02:11:32,216 Well, if we ever get out of this alive... 1514 02:11:32,384 --> 02:11:34,719 ...let's go back to New York on the train together. 1515 02:11:34,887 --> 02:11:36,304 All right? 1516 02:11:36,471 --> 02:11:38,389 Is that a proposition? 1517 02:11:39,474 --> 02:11:41,309 It's a proposal, sweetie. 1518 02:11:42,477 --> 02:11:45,187 What happened to the first two marriages? 1519 02:11:45,814 --> 02:11:47,815 My wives divorced me. 1520 02:11:47,983 --> 02:11:51,027 - Why? - Well, I think they said I led too dull a life. 1521 02:11:51,194 --> 02:11:53,613 - Ha, ha. - Come on. 1522 02:12:03,999 --> 02:12:05,833 You all right? 1523 02:12:08,337 --> 02:12:10,588 All right, all right. 1524 02:12:15,344 --> 02:12:17,219 Okay. Come on. 1525 02:12:17,387 --> 02:12:19,847 Come on. Come up here. 1526 02:12:20,515 --> 02:12:23,309 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1527 02:15:07,349 --> 02:15:10,309 Help. Help me. 1528 02:15:41,550 --> 02:15:42,633 Thank you, sergeant. 1529 02:15:42,801 --> 02:15:45,845 That wasn't very sporting, using real bullets? 1530 02:15:46,012 --> 02:15:47,680 Here, reach. Now. 1531 02:15:48,723 --> 02:15:51,058 - I'm trying. - Come on, I've got you. 1532 02:15:51,226 --> 02:15:53,644 - Up. - I can't make it. 1533 02:15:53,812 --> 02:15:55,521 Yes, you can. Come on. 1534 02:15:55,689 --> 02:15:58,691 - Pull harder. - Come along, Mrs. Thornhill. 1535 02:16:02,904 --> 02:16:07,408 - Oh. Roger, this is silly. - I know, but I'm sentimental.